Just WHAT IS IT with the English!?!?!?!

[alan partridge]

send 'em home

 

[Simster]

How can 10 year old kid have a beer gut like that?

 

[Safeway]

What's that strange looking pink thing on her head?

 

[aftershavedave]

is that wayne rooney and his parents?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Why has the being on the right, with the cruciform nipples and Speedos, got Alan Ball's head?

 

[Marc]

What's that strange looking pink thing on her head?

some sort of hair dildo device!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

 

[Safeway]

Just think. The bloke on the left has f***ed the woman.

 

[Everest]

The kid probably has too.

 

[Hove&Albion F.C]

Deary me.

 

[alan partridge]

The kid probably has too.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

some people one here aren't gonna like that!

god they're ugly though

 

[pasty]

There's a caption competition there surely.

The kid (whinging) "Don't wanna go swimmin, I wannanother big mac"

 

[Safeway]

"But Daddy, I don't WANT a threesome."

 

[Man of Harveys]

Alan Ball: "For safe-keeping, I put my World Cup winners medal up my belly button"

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Caption:

Remember Son, we're the master race, this lot are inferior to us.

 

[Hove&Albion F.C]

"Remember son.. WE won the war. Therefore we deserve respect from every other race, and if we don't get it.. what do we do?"

"Trash the place, Dad!"

"Well done, son. Now go with yer Mum n get us another one of those Big Mac meals with a Beer for us"

 

[chez]

The kid probably has too.

I cant see where it says that they come from Bristol.

 

[Beach Hut]

Is that the latest obesity advert ?