Just seen a top of the range Bentley parked up the top of my road with the number plate...

[Seagull on the wing]

Danm! I told my chauffuer not to leave it in the sticks

 

[JBizzle]

Our new manager. People have finally got sick of Gus' monstrous failings and we've plumped for Dave Bassett to rescue our season.

 

[junior]

I love the way this is slowly but surely turning into a 'who are we about to sign'.

I see loads of nice cars with private plates on every day and i doubt any of them have anything to do with football.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I used to work with a guy who bought 1 RH for £250k incl VAT. The price only went that high because there was someone else after the plate and he was determined not to be beaten. #moremoneythansense

 

[Badger]

David Beckham joining us on loan?

 

[Icy Gull]

Are there any Bentleys that AREN'T top of the range

 

[centurion40]

Danny Bonaduce from the Partridge Family is doing a gig at the Hassocks Methodist Church Hall, entry £3 includes a cup of tea and home made cake, ohh how the mighty have fallen

 

[Triggaaar]

n0t m1n3

What seems to be the problem officer?
Is this your car sir?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Don't get too excited, it's just Darren Balkham. Plate used to be on his 1999 Citroen Saxo, but all the overtime from trips to Middlesbrough & Blackpool persuaded him to splash out on something a little more comfortable recently.

 

[SK1NT]

David Brent

 

[SK1NT]

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Ah yes. Marti Pellow. If ever there was a fella who let the big time get to him it was wee Marti.

The only thing I remember about Marti Pellow was that he was born in a toilet in Clydebank. That, and the fact that he was shite, obviously.

On the number plate front, there used to be a car near where I lived in Newcastle with the registration DON 1. God knows what that was worth but it seemed pretty clear the owner had spunked all his money on the plate, because the car was a clapped out Mitsubishi Space Wagon, parked out front of an unremarkable council semi.

 

[Lincoln Imp]

Worth way into six figures. Probably belongs to Darren Balkham (sp?), the Sussex Police / Albion co-ordination officer.

The police are very well paid these days I'm told.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Derren Brown but he "convinced" you it was David Beckham.

 

[Dave the OAP]

anyone seen the black bently with the number plate I COGNAC?

I have seen it three times in Brighton now

 

[Doc Lynam]

Was doing a delivery years ago in Mayfair, this old boy climbed out of a white Bentley with the number plate 007.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

I inquired some years back for "JUL1E" for the missus and "MAR71N" for me one was £175k the other was unavailable

I'd guess that "1 DB" would be £250k ish

 

[brakespear]

The only thing I remember about Marti Pellow was that he was born in a toilet in Clydebank. That, and the fact that he was shite, obviously.

Didn't he do a shed load of heroin or something as well? I seem to remember that anyway.

Also, aren't all Bentleys owned by footballers?

 

[Winker]

Is it 'Darnboor Barnes' and his goal tally? (Well someone had to turn it into an anti-barnes thread )

 

[upthealbion1970]

Soon to be seen on Da Bolox bus