Just been sent an email time-stamped 2199

[Gwylan]

Have we paid for the stadium yet?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Does it mention if young Timmy Ulloa has scored for the London Chelsea Blues Emirates McDonalds yet? We've just sold him to them for 1000mn Euros.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Forget that - what are the lottery numbers next week?

 

[Chinman3000]

And have palarse just been relegated from the Ryman South?

 

[StonehamPark]

Have we bought any players yet?

 

[greyseagull]

Tell young McFly his great great great great great grandfather says hello

 

[Badger]

Is Charles still waiting to become king?

 

[greyseagull]

Has Ulloa's penalty against Boro landed yet?

 

[Man of Harveys]

How did Mary Berry's brain preserved in a bubbling vat enjoy last week's technical challenge on Bake Off?

 

[Badger]

233 years of hurt

 

[Dick Head]

Has Stephen Ward signed yet?

 

[Gwylan]

233 years of hurt

Yeah, I believe we failed to get past the qualifying round against The Shetland Isles

But the good news is that Earth has qualified for the Inter-Galactic Cup by beating Betelgeuse XR-21 away. The atmosphere there was terrible though

 

[doogie004]

Have they found the 83 cup final money ?

 

[lighthouse]

what's this football thing of which you speak?