Just back from the MEAT-UP...top night.

[Hart's mistress]

What a great pic HILTON... NOT!!! Someone had just put it on my head at that point i'm sure

CATHERINE... you can buy the hat for £250

Hmm, I'll get back to you...

 

[Hilton]

 

[Turkey]

Incredibly, those two are related.



























I meant the zits on Turkey's chin, of course.

F U C K O F F

 

[The Large One]

F U C K O F F

 

[Trigger]

Fuckin Hell, have i just swallowed a sour LEMON!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Yippee no pics of me.

Yes where were you hiding? I was intending to get at least one picture of you stored away in my little picture library...

 

[Strike]

No one asked me. If someone asked me I think I would have said yes. Which means my id will remain unknown and secret to a lot of people or it will be forgotten by some.

 

[Hart's mistress]

I know nothing about computers admittedly, but I thought couldn't post pictures anymore - how come people are still able to do it?

 

[Hilton]

Storing them on a different site.

 

[Hart's mistress]

But I can see them on this sight! Maybe I'll just go on not understanding

 

[The Large One]

Hart's Mistress: Are you Donna Rice?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/frenzy/hart2.htm

 

[Trigger]

Hart's Mistress: Are you Donna Rice?

No, she doesn't have a cap on

 

[Hart's mistress]

Hart's Mistress: Are you Donna Rice?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/special/clinton/frenzy/hart2.htm

1987 eh? yes I looked quite mature as a 2 year old

 

[Hart's mistress]

No, she doesn't have a cap on

You seem quite bitter, did it really smell that bad?!

 

[Trigger]

It had a fragrance i can't quite describe!

 

[Hilton]

Antislag?

 

[Hart's mistress]

That doesn't sound too good! Maybe you dribbled on it as well as my shirt. Perhaps you should just give me the hat

 

[Hart's mistress]

Antislag?

That's why trigger doesn't like it, all falling into place now

 

[Trigger]

 

[Bozza]

Can't believe I missed it. By the time I arrived at the K&Q I was very drunk indeed, due to 5 pints of cider pre-match and another 5 or 6 in the Albert.

Never been to the K&Q before so bought a drink and went upstairs. Vaguely remember a live band on downstairs and some pool tables upstairs. Couldn't see anyone I knew so we had a few drinks and moved on. Sent a text to Yorkie who didn't read it until after she'd left.

Still, I suppose I should take consolation that I got closer to this meat-up than I have any previous ones...