JUST back from the CLIFTONVILLE with SHOCKING news about BUCKLEY

[Ernest]

Firstly APOLOGIES if I upset the NSC CLICK by going to the CLIFTONVILLE but I always GO my OWN way and NEVER act like a SHEEP. ANYWAY I was just waiting FOR the POLISH barmaid to BRING me my LARGE Full ENGLISH when in the FAR booth TABLE by the ladies BOG I spotted Tony BLOOM and BILL Kenwright in DEEP conversation. THEY looked to be DISCUSSING something over their FULL Englishes (OBVIUOSLY Tony Bloom didn't HAVE a sausage or BACON with his) so I CREPT along the floor to TRY and LISTEN.

I CRAWLED along the floor and MANAGED to HIDE under THEIR table UNOTICED and listened to the SHOCKING conversation, I heard the words 'BUCKLEY' 'Everton' 'JANAURY' '£5million and a BUNG for YOU' before my MATE Terry ruined things SHOUTING out 'ERNETS what are YOU doing under the TABLE ?'. I think I managed to CONVINCE Tony Bloom I was the POLISH handyman JUST fixing a WONKY leg on the TABLE but I couldn't THEN hear anymore of what they WERE discussing.

I am WAITING to here back from my SAUCE with any more UPDATES on this DISTURBING sitaution.

 

[Triggaaar]

Excellent

 

[Jim D]

That's all very well but there's one key item that you forgot to mention: Did Bloom give his sausage to Kenwright?

 

[Badger]

I imagine once BLOOM sees the WETHERSPOONS thread, he'll relocate his meetings to the MARINA.

 

[Ernest]

That's all very well but there's one key item that you forgot to mention: Did Bloom give his sausage to Kenwright?

I saw a SAUSAGE shape object but couldn't be SURE and I don't POST made up SHIT like 99% of people on here

 

[bhadebenhams]

This is a disgrace. Buckley's bandy legs keep me going in the East Stand each week.

I have not trimmed my minkie since the last time BARNES scored at the Amex, and it now looks like Marouane Fellaini's barnet, Mr bhadebenhams is refusing to plate me until I cut it again, complaining that it is like Catweazel's beard down there, full of twigs, moss and the occasional Robin.

 

[MattBackHome]

 

[El Sid]

This is a disgrace. Buckley's bandy legs keep me going in the East Stand each week.

I have not trimmed my minkie since the last time BARNES scored at the Amex, and it now looks like Marouane Fellaini's barnet, Mr bhadebenhams is refusing to plate me until I cut it again, complaining that it is like Catweazel's beard down there, full of twigs, moss and the occasional Robin.

In Fanuary you can get sponsored. In the meantime you could bejazzle it with christmas lights.

 

[Triggaaar]

This thread has taken a turn

 

[Questions]

Why didn't Bloom have a beef sausage then ? Something don't add up here.

 

[Icy Gull]

This THRED has RUWIND my day, can't BEaLEeVE he's going to Everton

 

[Jim D]

This is a disgrace. Buckley's bandy legs keep me going in the East Stand each week.

I have not trimmed my minkie since the last time BARNES scored at the Amex, and it now looks like Marouane Fellaini's barnet, Mr bhadebenhams is refusing to plate me until I cut it again, complaining that it is like Catweazel's beard down there, full of twigs, moss and the occasional Robin.

Would that be RVP? Is that why he hasn't scored in a few weeks and wasn't even playing midweek?

 

[T soprano]

I saw a SAUSAGE shape object but couldn't be SURE and I don't POST made up SHIT like 99% of people on here

Have you ever tried a PoLiSH SauSage

 

[CheeseRolls]

Firstly APOLOGIES if I upset the NSC CLICK by going to the CLIFTONVILLE but I always GO my OWN way and NEVER act like a SHEEP. ANYWAY I was just waiting FOR the POLISH barmaid to BRING me my LARGE Full ENGLISH when in the FAR booth TABLE by the ladies BOG I spotted Tony BLOOM and BILL Kenwright in DEEP conversation. THEY looked to be DISCUSSING something over their FULL Englishes (OBVIUOSLY Tony Bloom didn't HAVE a sausage or BACON with his) so I CREPT along the floor to TRY and LISTEN.

I CRAWLED along the floor and MANAGED to HIDE under THEIR table UNOTICED and listened to the SHOCKING conversation, I heard the words 'BUCKLEY' 'Everton' 'JANAURY' '£5million and a BUNG for YOU' before my MATE Terry ruined things SHOUTING out 'ERNETS what are YOU doing under the TABLE ?'. I think I managed to CONVINCE Tony Bloom I was the POLISH handyman JUST fixing a WONKY leg on the TABLE but I couldn't THEN hear anymore of what they WERE discussing.

I am WAITING to here back from my SAUCE with any more UPDATES on this DISTURBING sitaution.

Caution Ernest! I hear rumours one of our players has been investigating the financial affairs of the Chairmen. He ended up with a pigmy poison dart embedded in his finger. Fortunately he was able to catch the bloody thing, as one or two others would not have been so fortunate.

 

[goldstone]

Firstly APOLOGIES if I upset the NSC CLICK by going to the CLIFTONVILLE but I always GO my OWN way and NEVER act like a SHEEP. ANYWAY I was just waiting FOR the POLISH barmaid to BRING me my LARGE Full ENGLISH when in the FAR booth TABLE by the ladies BOG I spotted Tony BLOOM and BILL Kenwright in DEEP conversation. THEY looked to be DISCUSSING something over their FULL Englishes (OBVIUOSLY Tony Bloom didn't HAVE a sausage or BACON with his) so I CREPT along the floor to TRY and LISTEN.

I CRAWLED along the floor and MANAGED to HIDE under THEIR table UNOTICED and listened to the SHOCKING conversation, I heard the words 'BUCKLEY' 'Everton' 'JANAURY' '£5million and a BUNG for YOU' before my MATE Terry ruined things SHOUTING out 'ERNETS what are YOU doing under the TABLE ?'. I think I managed to CONVINCE Tony Bloom I was the POLISH handyman JUST fixing a WONKY leg on the TABLE but I couldn't THEN hear anymore of what they WERE discussing.

I am WAITING to here back from my SAUCE with any more UPDATES on this DISTURBING sitaution.

Your friend Terry is not a very good sleuth's assistant. He's probably a bit like Lonely in Callan (for anyone old enough to remember).

 

[Phat Baz 68]

(OBVIUOSLY Tony Bloom didn't HAVE a sausage or BACON with his)


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!

 

[Doc Lynam]

Tony Bloom

 

[skipper734]

Thanks Debs. Plate me, that's an expression I haven't heard for some time.

 

[bhadebenhams]

Firstly APOLOGIES if I upset the NSC CLICK by going to the CLIFTONVILLE but I always GO my OWN way and NEVER act like a SHEEP. ANYWAY I was just waiting FOR the POLISH barmaid to BRING me my LARGE Full ENGLISH when in the FAR booth TABLE by the ladies BOG I spotted Tony BLOOM and BILL Kenwright in DEEP conversation. THEY looked to be DISCUSSING something over their FULL Englishes (OBVIUOSLY Tony Bloom didn't HAVE a sausage or BACON with his) so I CREPT along the floor to TRY and LISTEN.

I CRAWLED along the floor and MANAGED to HIDE under THEIR table UNOTICED and listened to the SHOCKING conversation, I heard the words 'BUCKLEY' 'Everton' 'JANAURY' '£5million and a BUNG for YOU' before my MATE Terry ruined things SHOUTING out 'ERNETS what are YOU doing under the TABLE ?'. I think I managed to CONVINCE Tony Bloom I was the POLISH handyman JUST fixing a WONKY leg on the TABLE but I couldn't THEN hear anymore of what they WERE discussing.

I am WAITING to here back from my SAUCE with any more UPDATES on this DISTURBING sitaution.

If DEAN WILKINS had been eating there I would have been under the table, and in SEVENTH (geddit!!) heaven, and there would only be one sausage I had my eyes on *MOISTENS*

 

[Ernest]

I think BILL Kenwright might HAVE had his HANDS in the 1983 FA Cup SCANDAL too