[Misc] Jubilee parties.....

[Deleted member 2719]

So off to our jubilee party later.

Covered in red white and blue.

But I was thinking of our exit strategy ........and I am going with ' sorry guys it was nice to see you but I have a busy afternoon of landscaping to do, if you know what I mean'.

Will that do

Have you got any other exit strategies


I bet you have.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

It's raining.

Just don't go in the first place.

 

[Icy Gull]

So off to our jubilee party later.

Covered in red white and blue.

But I was thinking of our exit strategy ........and I am going with ' sorry guys it was nice to see you but I have a busy afternoon of landscaping to do, if you know what I mean'.

Will that do

Have you got any other exit strategies


I bet you have.

My exit strategy was to come to France last Sunday

Must get my VPN up and running before the next Grand Prix!

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Oversleep and miss it.

 

[LamieRobertson]

“I’m off now bye” …found this works quite well

 

[Icy Gull]

“I’m off now bye” …found this works quite well

Unless you’re a woman when it takes at least half an hour after you’ve said it to actually leave. Ask me how I know

 

[bhafc99]

You could play the Prince Andrew card, and conveniently ‘test positive for Covid’ at the key moment.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Cricket + Wales/Ukraine.

That'll do.

 

[zefarelly]

Why would anyone have a party today when tomorrows a school day?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Just tell them you're Mouldy Boots from NSC and they'll back away from you.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

“I’m off now bye” …found this works quite well

Yeah but will that work after being there 5 mins, and thinking this neighbour is a labour activist who happens to be a pompey fan?
It could all kick off
What neutral subjects should we talk about?
Are there any swingers here today?

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Just tell them you're Mouldy Boots from NSC and they'll back away from you.

Or come on to me.

 

[Questions]

I got ratarsed at yesterdays party so I can’t come today

 

[WATFORD zero]

Or come on to me.

Is Ppf going to be there ?

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Is Ppf going to be there ?

Oh you wish Watford, if it pleasures you, I will see what I can do.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Anyone else going to gate crash another local street party?


Surely one party within a mile radius will be banging

 

[BadFish]

"Just like Rod and Lizzy should, I am now retiring, goodbye"

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[Herr Tubthumper]

It's raining.

Just don't go in the first place.

?? It’s 28 degrees here.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

"Just like Rod and Lizzy should, I am now retiring, goodbye"

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Fair point, Rod was struggling and clearly the weak link last night. Thank god for the backing singer coming in and giving him some cover!!

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Double post.