jokes from the west country

[swindonseagull]

I bought my son an asylum seeker doll for Christmas..it's fukin brilliant,
it hangs off the back of his train set as it goes round the track...



number 2

I live quite near a special school. theres a sign outside that says "SLOW CHILDREN". I thought 'that cant be to good for their self-esteem' but then again none of them can read...

 

[Silent Bob]

oo oo I have one:

Andy King.

 

[MattBackHome]

Ian Holloway.

 

[Scarface]

What do you call a Welshman with a sheep under each arm?









A pimp.

 

[Titanic]

Tommy 'hit-the-bar' Mooney