Joke

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Just had this sent to me and thought it was pretty amusing.

CNN Report: Irish Government not taking any chances over Bird Flu so they have cancelled all Hen Nights!

 

[Tommy Cook reporting]

Oi. keep your filthy racist jokes in Sarf London where they belong. We have a far more sophisticated humour down here!!!

By the way, how do you get a gay man to shag your girlfriend?

Sorry, can't say, it's too offensive. Make the answer up for yourself.

 

[Grendel]

We have a far more sophisticated humour down here!!!

I don't.

 

[Yoda]

Almost as good as dyslexic people not drinking bottled water.