Joke

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A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?"

The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you." Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go.

After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out.

Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly Baby blood and turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were going to look after me."
"I was!" says Smartie,




"But those Lockets are menthol !!!!!!"

 

[Brighton Breezy]

A piece of conrete from the A27 walks into a bar and starts talking to a bit of the M25. After a few beers the M25 says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?"

The piece of conrete from the A27 says "No mate, Im only a minor road, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So the M25 says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you." The piece of conrete from the A27 thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go.

After a few more beers in the club, a piece of yellow striped conrete walks in. As soon as he sees them, the M25 hides under the table. The yellow striped conrete take one look at the A27and start kicking him, breaking bottles over his head, lamping him and generally having a laugh. After a while the yellow striped concrete gets bored and walk out.

The A27 pulls his battered concrete body over to the table and wipes up his blood and turns to M25 and says "I thought you were going to look after me."
"I was!" says the M25

"But that yellow striped bit of road...hes a cycle path"

 

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