If you're going to fast forward 4 years and then recycle old jokes then so am I:
I met a FAIRY today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever", I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy. "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that"
"Fine" I said. "I want to die when Scotland next qualify for a major tournament"
"ooh you crafty bastard!" said the fairy.
