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Chester Drawers

New member
Apr 15, 2004
1,013
Belair
A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg.
His friend says, "My feet are cold mate .
Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please."

The guy goes upstairs,
and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 19 year old daughters.

"Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you."

The first daughter says, "That's not true."

He says, "I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"

His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them."

Have a good 2006.:drink:
 
















Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,694
Qualiee.
 










only1robbiereinalt

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Oct 7, 2005
893
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