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[Goat lung]

Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about £10.006
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 6 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No
Man: So where's your f***ing Ferrari?

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Dull

 

[Hyperion]

Owl & a Squirrel in a tree watching a Farmer, the Owl turns to the Squirrel & says .......................nothing.

Owls can't speak.

The Owl then eats the Squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Lesson learnt there.

 

[Razi]

Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about £10.006
Lady: Blah
Man: Blah

If the man is drinking 18 cans of beer/lager/ale per day, then he's unlikely to ever be in a state where he'd be able to drive a Ferrari. And £10 for a 6-pack?

 

[Kazenga <3]

Why did the boy fall off the swing?






Because he had no arms.

 

[BadFish]

How the hell does someone pay 10.006 pound for something??!!

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Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about £10.006
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 6 pack cost £10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In one year, it would be £10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past
15 years puts your spending at £162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No
Man: So where's your f***ing Ferrari?

Lady: Parked outside you f***ing pissed up halfwit that is what i am trying to tell you!

 

[SeagullSongs]

Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about £10.006
Lady: How the f*** can something cost 1000.6 pence?

 

[GingerBeerMan]

18 cans a day for 15 years? What does he want a Ferarri for, he's lucky to be alive as it is.

 

[drew]

If the man is drinking 18 cans of beer/lager/ale per day, then he's unlikely to ever be in a state where he'd be able to drive a Ferrari. And £10 for a 6-pack?

Well that is a point but bear in mind that he won't have been drinking for 16 years in order to save up for the ferrari. After all that time he will a) be gagging for a drink and as you say, not in a fit state to drive or b) used to being stone cold sober so will carry on saving to buy his next ferrari!!!!!