Joke of the day ... I liked this one

[DavidinSouthampton]

A joke told to me by an Irishman many, many years ago.

have you heard about the Irish brain surgeon who specialised in haemorrhoid transplants..........

It just seemed to be funny on so many levels - I'll get my coat. I was only looking for the Infinite Jukebox, anyway.

 

[Danny-Boy]

A joke told to me by an Irishman many, many years ago.

have you heard about the Irish brain surgeon who specialised in haemorrhoid transplants..........

It just seemed to be funny on so many levels - I'll get my coat. I was only looking for the Infinite Jukebox, anyway.

THe ultimate no-no.

The doorman called Mahatma Coat...

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Paddy was off to pay a visit to friends in England. Mrs Dunne hadn't heard from her son Neally since he went there several months before and and asked Paddy to try and find him as he lived in London WC1. When Paddy got off the plane he saw a sign for London and then noticed one that said WC. So he went in and decided the first door must be number 1.

He knocked the door and shouted " Are you Neally Dunne" to which a reply came "yes", so Paddy said "Well ring your mother she is worried about you"

 

[grubbyhands]

Is it OK to tell the joke about the Pakistani and the Indian in a jacuzzi?

Yes it is but can you get on with it 'cos I need to jump on the motorbike soon for my 55 mile ride to the Amex and it's 12.50 now. Chop chop old boy!

 

[Garage_Doors]

Paddy moved to London in the (1970's) and after a few months wrote home to his mother to tell her how is was doing.

Dear Mum, things are going great here, I've got a good job with several hundred people under me, I work as a grave digger at the cemetery.