[Humour] Joke du jour

[jackanada]

But surely if the shit doesn't stick to the rabbit's fur, it's a pointless thing to wipe your arse with - as it will just smear it around?

Yes when I heard this tale the bear got the rabbit to confirm that shit really did stick to the rabbits fur far worse than it did his before scrubbing his arse with the lagomorph.
There are 29 species of rabbit though so I expect a fair range of absorbency.

 

[Questions]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit if he has problems with shit sticking to his fur, no he answers, so the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.

So it’s actually a talking bear and a talking rabbit is it ?
What language did they speak ?
You can see where I’m going here….

 

[Bodian]

I find it very difficult to believe that two such differing creatures would perform their ablutions together. The rabbit would most likely be intimidated by the size of the bear and hence find it difficult to ‘perform’.

I’d imagine that they would crap in separate areas of the copse.

Indeed. I'm not actually sure that bears shit in the woods anyway - is there any proof of this do we know?