[Humour] Joke du jour

[Titanic]

Little Johnny: “Miss, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?”

Teacher: “Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!”

Little Johnny: "Sorry Miss, I haven’t done my homework.”

 

[KZNSeagull]

I hope the cheeky little git got at least a detention.

 

[Mackenzie]

Can’t believe the teacher fell for that, is she newly qualified?

 

[studio150]

I haven't purchased a TV Licence and I'm watching the football live on BBC
I haven't purchased any insurance for my car and I'm driving to my mates house
And many other examples.

No doubt the teacher is hoping for no action against them for not thinking fully about the question.

 

[hart's shirt]

If the teacher has referred to the pupil as "Little Johnny", there may be a sizeism breach of the Equality Act 2010 which says that education providers such as schools, colleges and universities mustn’t discriminate against their pupils and students.

A discrimination claim can be made in court within 6 months of when the alleged act of discrimination happened.

In light of this and with the threat of disciplinary action being taken against the teacher concerned, the matter of whether Johnny has completed a particular piece of homework seems immaterial at best.

 

[marcos3263]

I think little Johnny is a ****.

Almost all problems in the classroom can be attributed to him and his high jinx. I hear his name time and time again.

He is a disruption to the other children and should possible be excluded.

 

[Winker]

In this day and age I would have thought that teachers would be using other pronouns?

 

[Jack Straw]

What school was this?

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

I doubt the accuracy of this account. I have it on good authority that teachers are now addressed as “Teacher …” rather than Miss,Mr, Mrs, Sir etc, so I smell a rat.

 

[drew]

I haven't purchased a TV Licence and I'm watching the football live on BBC
I haven't purchased any insurance for my car and I'm driving to my mates house
And many other examples.

No doubt the teacher is hoping for no action against them for not thinking fully about the question.

Not quite the same, you are watching a broadcast without a licence and you are driving a car without insurance.

 

[Questions]

This Johnny is responsible for almost every naughty schoolboy joke I’ve ever heard. He is quite a character

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Where’s the ‘don’t really care at the moment’ option ?

Also, who replaces him ?

I doubt the accuracy of this account. I have it on good authority that teachers are now addressed as “Teacher …” rather than Miss,Mr, Mrs, Sir etc, so I smell a rat.

Yeah, that'll be fat Christine

 

[driller]

the 1950's called and want their joke back

 

[Bodian]

If the teacher has referred to the pupil as "Little Johnny", there may be a sizeism breach of the Equality Act 2010 which says that education providers such as schools, colleges and universities mustn’t discriminate against their pupils and students.

A discrimination claim can be made in court within 6 months of when the alleged act of discrimination happened.

In light of this and with the threat of disciplinary action being taken against the teacher concerned, the matter of whether Johnny has completed a particular piece of homework seems immaterial at best.

And how does he know he's a little Johnny? Is he the P.E. teacher? Don't remember doing homework for P.E.

 

[ExmouthExile]

Obviously there’s more to this story as the teacher is being misled into thinking that Little Johnny has been accused of something he hasn’t done and this is clearly not the case. I’d be very interested to hear the conclusion of this tale.

 

[Zeberdi]

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[Psychobilly freakout]

I hope the cheeky little git got at least a detention.

Detention....

At my grammar school, Detention was Saturday morning in your school uniform between 9am and 11am !
They stopped it in 1987 I think, I left in the summer of 1985 and hold the record for most continuous detentions.
27, proud of that.

 

[Zeberdi]

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[Zeberdi]

I went on a date last night
I said, "Are you a vampire?
"No," She said, with a puzzled look on her face.
I said, "So you can see your reflection and you still come out looking like that?"

 

[jcdenton08]

I went on a date last night
I said, "Are you a vampire?
"No," She said, with a puzzled look on her face.
I said, "So you can see your reflection and you still come out looking like that?"

You seem such a polite chap on here, I am very disappointed to read that you were so rude to this lady. I think you should reconsider how you speak to people, I find this very unkind behaviour.