[Help] Joke du Jour

[The Clamp]

Pete sits on the side of a hill with his Son, overlooking his hometown.

Son, you see all those houses down there? I built most of those. Lots of houses.But do they call me “Pete the house builder”.
Nope.

Son, you see all those paved driveways down there? Lots of driveways. I did most of those but do they call me “Pete the drive paver”?
Nope.

And you see the church down there? I tiled that roof. So many tiles. Do they call me “Pete the church roofer”?
Nope

But you shag ONE pig...

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

I'd say he seemed so busy and had to learn so many skills it would be unlikely he'd have the time for any swine related sexual activity, I don't think it happened anyway, unless he was also the Prime Minister at some point?

 

[Titanic]

I read it a Pele... and was waiting for some flaccid pun

 

[Is it PotG?]

What is the relevance of it being his 'hometown'?

Also, why is he seated wherever it may be, with the flamboyant Spurs star?

 

[BNthree]

If I had shagged a pig I doubt I'd be talking to my son about it. Seems an odd conversation to have with your kid. Also why isn't he discussing this with his daughter too?

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Are you accusing a well known, Korean footballer of bestiality?

 

[Eeyore]

It's not clear WHO shagged the pig. Or indeed if it was metaphoric.

A lot of folk are involved in house building. So it's hard to gain a name for it. I'm guessing not that many shag pigs. So it follows.

 

[Jack Straw]

Who built the other houses, drives and roofs?

 

[Icy Gull]

There was a Greek who did this before him, built towns, marinas and churches but he was only remembered as a sheep shagger. I was told this in about 1980

 

[METALMICKY]

"But you shag ONE pig ". That's appalling he seems to be suggesting that if his son commits an indecent act with a pig somehow the people of the town will respect the building work he has done! Surely it would it would have been a lot easier to put up an advertising board at the sites. Not sure Checkatrade have a box to tick " heard he shagged a pig " in response to the question ' how did you hear about this tradesmen? "

 

[Skaville]

I don’t buy it. I think he’s lying about the lot. A real builder ‘lays’ a drive. Then there’s the pig. If you have a fetish like that you’re going to struggle to stop at one... I know I did.

 

[bhafc99]

I don’t buy it. I think he’s lying about the lot.

Telling porkies, even.


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[Blue3]

The swine

 

[hart's shirt]

It's true.

The video's been uploaded to Porkhub.

 

[FatSuperman]

Who built the other houses, drives and roofs?

Goat ****er Luke.

 

[Marxo]

David Cameron did everything in his power to make us forget, even ruining his career but what do we remember about him?

 

[Albion my Albion]

It's true.

The video's been uploaded to Porkhub.

There's a lot of sloppy action on that site. Mutual snorting in certain areas of the anatomy,

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

David Cameron did everything in his power to make us forget, even ruining his career but what do we remember about him?

He built houses?

 

[Questions]

There was a Greek who did this before him, built towns, marinas and churches but he was only remembered as a sheep shagger. I was told this in about 1980

Also there was Giuseppe a boatbuilder from Sicily who also required a similar nickname.

 

[Gazwag]

He built houses?

He just laid the foundations and let everybody else sort out the rest