Joke du Jour

[el punal]

A man goes to the doctor. He says " My penis is shaped like a rocket. "

Doctor replies " Really? Let me take a look." The doctor looks. " My goodness, you're right, it does look like a rocket. What does your wife think of it? "

" Oh, she's over the moon. " replies the man.

Whoosh!

 

[hitony]

My wife and I have just split up she thinks I'm obsessed with football

Have to admit I'm a bit gutted about it............we have been going out for 3 seasons now........

 

[AmexRuislip]

My wife and I have just split up she thinks I'm obsessed with football

Have to admit I'm a bit gutted about it............we have been going out for 3 seasons now........