Joke Du Jour

[lawros left foot]

I've heard in the news today, that Boy George's reptile bites up to 5 people every day.

I'd say he needs a calmer chameleon.

I'm here all week, try the veal.

I have listened to the news several times today on the radio, and just watched the BBC Six o'clock news, this story was not mentioned, so i doubt its authenticity.
Also, you say up to five people a day bitten, this could mean no people bitten, or only one a day bitten, it's not very exact is it? I would have thought, a mass animal biting, occuring over an extended period of time, would have earned a more reliable report than this

 

[Stat Brother]

People who say it's ok to give to give drugs to animals need to get off their high horse.

 

[Jesus Gul]

I've heard in the news today, that Boy George's reptile bites up to 5 people every day.

I'd say he needs a calmer chameleon.

I'm here all week, try the veal.

or a little muzzle for the pet

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

I've heard in the news today, that Boy George's reptile bites up to 5 people every day.

I'd say he needs a calmer chameleon.

I'm here all week, try the veal.

I'm not having this.

First of all I can't accept this is newsworthy on a day when the greats have moved on (IC, GG, BZ, AC).

Secondly, everyone knows that chameleons have tiny teeth which they only use in defensive mode.

Need to go now as Salvador Dali football league results are coming in:

Real Madrid 2: Surreal Madrid: Fish

 

[The Rattler]

If they decide it needs to be put down, hope BG asks for it back to turn into a nice curry.

Korma chameleon

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

If they decide it needs to be put down, hope BG asks for it back to turn into a nice curry.

Korma chameleon

BG would want to see if it could play left back first.

 

[Eeyore]

Aw come ON! Do you really want to hurt me?!?

Vile joke. NSC is a church of poisoned minds.

 

[Eeyore]

All those 5 people are friends of mine.

The victims I know so well...