Joke Du Jour

[Northstander]

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date
> or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have
something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise
of a sex therapist.
>
> Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex
> therapist, Dr. Chang, so she went to see him.
>
> Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
> Your crose." The woman did as she was told.
>
> Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room."
> Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
>
> Dr. Chang then said, "OK,now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So
> she did.
>
> Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You
> Haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex
> or dates."
>
> Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
> Zachary Disease?"
>
> Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when
> your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

 

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Not bad!

 

[Rambo]

GOSBTS ringtone anyone?

 

[Superphil]

Hen

 

[Northstander]

 

[The Large One]

Hen

Old Speckled Hen.

 

[Superphil]

Skullsplitter

 

[Lammy]

Zen

 

[Northstander]

DEN.....

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

that was actually quite funny

 

[Lammy]

pen