Joke du Jour

[SJ's Love Monkey]

No mention of the shit defence Rich?

Nothing you don't already know Bakes!!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

New manager, new ideas. Got to keep believing

 

[AZ Gull]

Once upon a time you could expect a plethora of half decent jokes on this thread after the initial OP. Sadly times have changed.....for the worse I'm afraid!

How many OPs are there?

 

[Jack Straw]

I've heard this man is a Geordie. What the OP hasn't told you is that during the anal examination, the doctor extracted a spark plug. When he showed it to his patient, he asked "What did it feel like with this lodged up your rectum?" The Geordie just shouted "Champion!"