joke du jour

[zefarelly]

A cute little girl with curly hair goes into a pet shop and teetering backwards and forwards on her toes, says to the shop keeper

"Pleeth mithster thop keeper I am looking for a littaw furwy wabit"

The shop keeper wanting to be customer friendly goes down on his knees in order to be at the same level as the little girl and asks "Wet me thee. We haw littaw bwack furwy ones, litoo bwawn furwy ones and litoo wite furwy ones, which type of litoo furwy wabit would you like?"

To which the little girl replies: "I don't fink my python gives a thit."

 

[aftershavedave]

 

[zefarelly]

well I thought it was funny . . .and rabbits are a waste of good fur !

 

[shingle]

 

[Tazman]

A Bloke walks up to a big breasted woman and exclaims "Nice Dairy farm their love" She replys.." These are not a dairy farm, more like a Chicken farm coz they've raised a lot more cocks than cattle"!!

 

[Wardy]

Why are English men better then French men?


Because we can stay on top for 90 mins and still come 2nd