Joke du jour

[Munkfish]

When my girlfriend said she was breaking up with me because of my obsession with The Monkees, i thought she was joking.



And then I saw her face.

 

[Gazwag]

You must have been gutted when Davy Jones died

 

[smudge]

Like it.

 

[Rugrat]

Analysis of the above picture can tell us a lot about how different people think

- For young men, it's a picture of a lady with a nice bottom but only the most observant will notice that she is crossing a street


- The really observant will notice that she is wearing a thong


- For older men, she appears to be a respectable woman - with a nice bottom - on her way to work


- The perverts among them will imagine her naked


- Wiser men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer to take the shot in the face of such beauty and be grateful that they shared it with humanity


- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way


- The other half will think she is a slut but wonder where she bought that blouse


- Older women will imagine the misery that the woman's bottom will cause by the time she reaches 50


But only children and the celibate will notice that the taxi is being driven by a dog.