Joke du jour

[One Love]

Sometimes when I can't sleep I try counting sheep, but my ADHD is a nightmare.

One sheep, two sheep, dog, pig, Old MacDonald, Hey Macarena!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

 

[Simster]

Probably the least funny joke I've ever seen posted on here.

 

[Frutos]

Probably the least funny joke I've ever seen posted on here.

This.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Probably the least funny joke I've ever seen posted on here.

I only knew it was a joke from the thread title.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Shouldn't the kids be back at school by now?

 

[Titanic]

Probably the least funny joke I've ever seen posted on here.

You must steer clear of most "Joke du jour" threads then!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

 

[Bold Seagull]

Poor joke aside, I did meet Danny Welbeck's brother yesterday who is on leave in Brighton and is in the Army bomb disposal squad.

His name is Stan.

 

[MattBackHome]

Sometimes when I can't sleep I try counting sheep, but my ADHD is a nightmare.

One sheep, two sheep, dog, pig, Old MacDonald, Hey Macarena!

My sympathies - ADHD is a terrible affliction. I'd advise consulting your GP regarding medical treatment, or alternatively ask them about the prospect of cognitive behavioural therapy or perhaps some interpersonal psychotherapy.

The insomnia is likely to be related, though in the interim Benzodiazepines are likely to provide a solution.

Good luck and do keep us posted with your progress.

 

[Badger]

What this thread needs is a cute picture to draw attention away from the quite terrible joke.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Poor joke aside, I did meet Danny Welbeck's brother yesterday who is on leave in Brighton and is in the Army bomb disposal squad.

His name is Stan.

From the 100 times I've heard that I thought it was his dad

 

[sam86]

Poor joke aside, I did meet Danny Welbeck's brother yesterday who is on leave in Brighton and is in the Army bomb disposal squad.

His name is Stan.

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Man on deaf row!
Officer! "We're all organised and ready to kill you now!"
Man! "Pardon me?"
Officer! "Bit late for that sonny!"

 

[Questions]

Man on deaf row!
Officer! "We're all organised and ready to kill you now!"
Man! "Pardon me?"
Officer! "Bit late for that sonny!"

Deaf row ? Hear hear.....

 

[slinky]

The human body has 7 trillion nerves...its amazing that women know how to get on every f***ing single one of em !

 

[el punal]

Q. Why did Humpty-Dumpty push his wife off the wall?

A. Because he wanted to see her crack.

Goodbye.