Joke du Jour

[Box of Frogs]

A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapists office. The therapist asks 'What can I do for you'?

The man says 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse'?

The therapist raises both eyebrows but is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for advice that he agrees.

When the couple finish, the therapist says 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse'. he thanks them for coming to see him, wishes them good luck, charges them £50 and says goodbye.

The next week however, the couple return and ask the therapist to watch again. The therapist is a bit puzzled but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row - the couple make an appointment, have intercourse with no proble, pay the therapist then leave.

Finally after 5 or 6 weeks of this, the therapist says 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out'?

'We're not trying to find out anything' says the old man. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married so we can't go to my house. Travelodge charge £93 for a room, the Hilton charges £139. We do it here, you charge us £50 and I get £43 back from BUPA'!

 

[Les Biehn]

Meh.

 

[Easy 10]

You can get a family room at Travelodge for as little as £19 at weekends, providing it doesn't coincide with any major events nearby, and you book at least 21 days in advance.

 

[Fixtures]

That is a completely new joke on here. Well done.





However, there are two earlier jokes that were very similar, but in them there was no Travelodge reference. The Holiday Inn made a guest appearance in both and was charging 98 quid.

 

[Questions]

He could probably get a prostitute for 50 quid and she would be younger than 80 surely.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I see the X factor is back.

But lets face it. How else are they going to get someone to turn on the Christmas lights in Stoke?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Why do they have to be in their 80's? doesnt BUPA cover counselling for anyone uder 80?..and why does he ask the counsellor to watch them having sex? could he not have just said "I'll give you £50 to pop out for half an hour?"
In the scenario you describe it would appear that the adulterous octagenerians/protagonists lack some imagination and the counsellor appears to lack a degree of assertiveness by letting them come round every week for their session without challenging this behaviour earlier.

 

[Box of Frogs]

Its a joke - its not designed to be factually accurate in every way.

Sake!

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Remember people, NSC does not do irony

 

[Fixtures]

Its an old joke.

Sake!

Is the correct answer.

 

[Frutos]

Remember people, NSC does not do irony

We do...it's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron.</baldrick>

 

[Jim D]

I thought the only jokes we did on here involved a ham sandwich. Why wasn't there one in this?