Joke du jour

[captainmorganrum]

I've just got a new dog called Minton


He eats shuttlecocks


Bad Minton

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

How does he smell?

 

[Flavor Flav]

Quality joke, i love stuff like that

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

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Suck my balls.

 

[Mendoza]

I got a new jewish mate



he's not a complete prick

 

[Braders]

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Quality joke, i love stuff like that

Is that a modified Micah Richards? He looks like an ape in that.

 

[steward 433]

I got a new jewish mate



he's not a complete prick

Racist

 

[Fixtures]

I've just got a new dog called Minton


He eats shuttlecocks


Bad Minton

He IS bad. Presumably he's run away from Highfields Seagull, Barnet Seagull and Man of Harveys.

Do you live in Barking?

 

[pasty]

Racist

Jews aren't a race

 

[steward 433]

Jews aren't a race

Racism includes religions dosen't it?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

18 year old virgin.

No witnesses.

Victim has no recollection.



Carlsberg don't do rapes....

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I tried Viagra the other day and I have to say that I'm pretty disappointed.

I didn't know that it took 20 minutes to take effect.

The bitch managed to struggle free in that time.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Apparently, Muslims aren't permitted to keep dogs as pets as they're considered 'unclean'.

Good thinking from the dogs, there...

 

[larus]

Muslim goes to the doctor with a duck stuck to his head.

"Ooh, nasty. How did that happen?"

To which the duck replied, "Well, it started as a boil on my bum".

 

[Munkfish]

****WARNING DO NOT READ IF OFFENDED EASILY****

What do Garry Gliter and a kodak camera have in common?
















Last chance




















They both come in a small yellow box.

 

[Marc]

what do you get with a BMX in your pants?








SKIDS!








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[surrey jim]

ironically googling joke du jour in the top 10 is the cheese sandwich joke on NSC!!!