Joke du jour

[Woodchip]

I bought a racehorse today. I've decided to call him "My Face". I don't care if he doesn't win a race or make me any money. I just wanna hear thousands of fookin posh tarts at Ascot shouting "Come on My Face!!".

 

[Djmiles]

4/10

 

[withdeanwombat]

A definite also ran.

 

[crasher]

Ran wide, never in contention, pulled up.

 

[Trufflehound]

Broke leg in final furlong. Put down humanely by vet.

 

[MattBackHome]

Lame.