[Humour] Joke du jour du Noel

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

That very nice and thoughtful one each for Brian, Roger and John.

That would indeed have been a lovely gesture, to think of his band mates. Sadly though, when pressed on the matter, greedy Freddie admitted 'I Want It All'

 

[Jahooli]

When I lived in London, I used to know Freddie Mercury.
One day he said to me "Brok, you can cook, can you teach me, please?"
I said "Yes Freddie, I'll teach you to bake a cake if you want."
He said "That's great, but I don't just want to bake one cake"

I asked "How many cakes do you want to bake, Freddie?"

He replied "I want to bake threeeeeee…. I want to baaaake three"

He only asked because his oven was temporarily out of action, momentarily out of gas.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I went for a job interview last week. They asked me how well I can perform under pressure. I said not very well, i only know the chorus, but I can do all of Bohemian Rhapsody.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I went for a job interview last week. They asked me how well I can perform under pressure. I said not very well, i only know the chorus, but I can do all of Bohemian Rhapsody.

No, but Tub thumping is a specialty.