[Humour] Joke du jour du Noel

[Brok]

When I lived in London, I used to know Freddie Mercury.
One day he said to me "Brok, you can cook, can you teach me, please?"
I said "Yes Freddie, I'll teach you to bake a cake if you want."
He said "That's great, but I don't just want to bake one cake"

I asked "How many cakes do you want to bake, Freddie?"

He replied "I want to bake threeeeeee…. I want to baaaake three"

 

[Mr Bridger]

When I lived in London, I used to know Freddie Mercury.
One day he said to me "Brok, you can cook, can you teach me, please?"
I said "Yes Freddie, I'll teach you to bake a cake if you want."
He said "That's great, but I don't just want to bake one cake"

I asked "How many cakes do you want to bake, Freddie?"

He replied�� "I want to bake threeeeeee…. I want to baaaake three"��

Opening the crackers a bit early

 

[Napier]

I trust that you endeavoured to ascertain his reasoning for this - was it three because there were three kings or was it based on the Trinity?

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

That very nice and thoughtful one each for Brian, Roger and John.

 

[Bry Nylon]

When I lived in London, I used to know Freddie Mercury.
One day he said to me "Brok, you can cook, can you teach me, please?"
I said "Yes Freddie, I'll teach you to bake a cake if you want."
He said "That's great, but I don't just want to bake one cake"

I asked "How many cakes do you want to bake, Freddie?"

He replied�� "I want to bake threeeeeee…. I want to baaaake three"��

When you told him to preheat the oven to 180 degrees C, did he put it on 356 instead and say, "That's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit."?

 

[Fungus]

I'm confused. Edmonds or Gallagher?

 

[grubbyhands]

Whn you told him to preheat the oven to 180 degrees C, did he put it on 356 instead and say, "That's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit."?

Drum roll.........Winner! ( so far )

 

[Napier]

When you told him to preheat the oven to 180 degrees C, did he put it on 356 instead and say, "That's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit."?

When they came out all burnt, did he shrug his shoulders and say "the show must go on"?

 

[Eeyore]

He sang that he wanted to BREAK free.

I suspect the petty instruction was too much for him.

I think he just wanted to ride his bicycle home.

 

[Taybha]

Is this real life?

 

[RossyG]

No, it’s just fantasy.

 

[zefarelly]

Too many cakes makes for fat bottomed girls.

Now I'm here, I have a very good banana cake recipe.

 

[RossyG]

I’m sure a nice banana would be right up Freddie Mercury’s alley.

 

[Jack Straw]

Did you both happen to have flat-bottomed grills?

 

[BN9 BHA]

When you told him to preheat the oven to 180 degrees C, did he put it on 356 instead and say, "That's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit."?

I’m glad you are around Bry.

 

[jakarta]

When you told him to preheat the oven to 180 degrees C, did he put it on 356 instead and say, "That's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit."?

You're On Fire Today!

Oh, that's probably an inappropriate phrase...

 

[Questions]

I opened this thread with a huge amount of anticipation and cannot believe how that changed within ten minutes of

 

[clapham_gull]

The joke doesn't work because Freddie Mercury famously didn't have a sweet tooth.

When his mother ran up inviting him round for tea and cake, Freddie would usually reply "Moma, just grilled some ham" and stay at home.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I’m glad you are around Bry.

Thanks. Although to be fair, I've nowhere else to go.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Must admit I was expecting something with a bit more Innuendo.