Join the Eurovision Party with your host Uncle Spielberg.

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Whats james Blunt doing there?

 

[Race]

wet fish alert

 

[Andrew]

That guitar solo was pathetic

 

[Frutos]

Welcome to Dullsville

Population: this Belgian bloke (and his guitar)

 

[Race]

teenage dirtbag

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Ah well.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Here we go this is where the Spielberg money is.

That's like michael barrymoore recommending going for a swim

 

[The Wizard]

This guy is seriously talented. But as I've already said stuff like this won't win because upbeat songs are preferred.

 

[bristolseagull]

Toilet.

"US in useless tip shocker"

 

[Race]

i know where he can stick his guitar

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

If he was busking Id think he was awesome.... but in Oslo he just looks soooooooooooooooooo out of place..... it'll get soem votes and its a nice little thing but its not gonna challenge.... back home with your guitar my son

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

Sounds like something off a Jack Johnson album. Not terrible but won't do anything in Eurovision.

 

[The Wizard]

What a haircut this next one has.

 

[Race]

thats a bloke??

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Did he say "cult following"

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I have a hunch Belgium may do well.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Ah Bregovic rip-off!

 

[bristolseagull]

christ...

what the f*** is that?

 

[Frutos]

Oh good, it's the East European loony act.

 

[Andrew]

Serbia = WTF?