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[Frutos]

Ours is bloody hideously dated, but I haven't heard any of the others for comparative purposes.

It's usually a good laugh though, means I can top up my points balance too.

 

[The Wizard]

Ours is bloody hideously dated, but I haven't heard any of the others for comparative purposes.

It's usually a good laugh though, means I can top up my points balance too.

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[Everest]

That reminds me of Mambo #5

 

[Gully]

Germany ALWAYS give Poland 12 points. A bit late to apologise for invading them in 1939 I think.

They also give quite a few points to Turkey...might have something to do with having a large Turkish population there.

Also, Cyprus usually give 12 points to Greece...and, the Scandinavians always vote for each other...I reckon Iceland might do well this year, a sort of sympathy vote because of the volcano!

Something else that has been bugging me for years, how the hell are Israel in Europe...didn't the organisers do geography at school?

 

[Frutos]

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Her voice was pissing me off by about the 30 second mark.

 

[Gully]

I liked the teenage school rap one a few years back. It is a work of genius compared to this years effort.

...that song was wrong on many levels!

 

[The Wizard]

Her voice was pissing me off by about the 30 second mark.

Racist. Just coz she's foreign innit. Listen to the greek one.

 

[Everest]

A GAY version of Bucks Fizz type dance (2:10 in)

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[Ernest]

Had a silly pound on Albania at 200/1 , a nice uptempo Euro song and different from all the dirge like ballads

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

There has been a huge backlash against Pete Waterman and its fair to say he hasn't taken it too well.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The 2008 entrance was dire as well but at least Andy Abraham is a good singer. I think the lad this year is hopelessly out of his depth as will be shown in a couple of hours. I feel a bit sorry for him burdened with that travesty of a song.

 

[The Wizard]

Last years was dire as well but at least Andy Abraham is a good singer. I think the lad this year is hopelessly out of his depth as will be shown in a couple of hours. I feel a bit sorry for him burdened with last travesty of a song.

Jade Ewen was last year weren't she? She was our best entry for years imo. Still should have chose an upbeat song though.

 

[Blackadder]

Blackadder. How much for !

A fair few Billion Euros Leek!

 

[Mendoza]

Come on Azerbaijan!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Jade Ewen was last year weren't she? She was our best entry for years imo. Still should have chose an upbeat song though.

Sorry I meant 2008.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Come on Azerbaijan!!

You mentalist Brett.

 

[Pantani]

They also give quite a few points to Turkey...might have something to do with having a large Turkish population there.

Also, Cyprus usually give 12 points to Greece...and, the Scandinavians always vote for each other...I reckon Iceland might do well this year, a sort of sympathy vote because of the volcano!

Something else that has been bugging me for years, how the hell are Israel in Europe...didn't the organisers do geography at school?

Israel were denied entry to the Arabiavision song contest, for obvious reasons.

 

[The Wizard]

Sorry I meant 2008.

Yeah I think last years wasn't bad but we always chose boring, uncharismatic and basically shit acts and then give them an even shitter song with shite lyrics and shite tempo, you get my drift. I actually have nothing against the lad Josh but I think he is completely out of his depth.

I shall be voting Germany tonight, unless I've missed someone who is better.

 

[Conkers]

The money is going on the Germans and Turkish now.

 

[Conkers]

Armenia (Finish Top 4): £5.37 @ 2.62
Germany (Finish Top 4): £4.16 @ 1.92
Armenia (Win): £5 @ 12.00
Denmark (Finish Top 10): £3 @ 1.67

I honestly think Armenia will go out and shock a few people tonight.
The Azerbaijan song just won't win. I said it during the Semi final on Thursday and I stand by it.