Joggers with no pockets

[juliant]

Got a lovely pair of BHA joggers today from my gran, very comfy but no pockets !

WTF thats about, never had joggers with no pockets

 

[ArcticBlue]

This is bad, very bad.

You are going to have accessorise to get the most out of these. I would suggest an Albion bum bag or a Seagull in-crested codpiece to hold your essentials.

 

[Brimmermusic]

Probably a good thing, most joggers I've had have pockets with no zips. This normally leads to lost items or money.

 

[Stat Brother]

No pockets in my onesie, either.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

No pockets in my onesie, either.

That present is quite literally a disaster.

 

[NMH]

That's what fanny-packs are for

 

[Meade's Ball]

I always keep a moist fiver betwixt my arsecheeks and make sure i use the self-service Tesco check-out to spoil myself when the jog is over. As long as i haven't mexicaned the upper lip of our majesty, then the machine general reads it as true to its origins.

 

[NMH]

I always keep a moist fiver betwixt my arsecheeks and make sure i use the self-service Tesco check-out to spoil myself when the jog is over. As long as i haven't mexicaned the upper lip of our majesty, then the machine general reads it as true to its origins.

Ah yes, money.
Is there anything we touch that is filthier? - yet I see people putting notes in their mouths while they sort out their bill at supermarkets, and money handlers at food counters touching or making foodstuff.