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Joe Mason and Lewis Grabban







B.W.

New member
Jul 5, 2003
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nwgull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
14,500
Manchester
Posh Spice is a Gypsy;
she likes a bit of Grabbin';
and when she's shagging Beckham;
she thinks of Lewis Grabban.

First and probably last time I'll ever do this.
 


Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
Posh Spice is a Gypsy;
she likes a bit of Grabbin';
and when she's shagging Beckham;
she thinks of Lewis Grabban.

First and probably last time I'll ever do this.

That was the best bit.........
 






British Bulldog

The great escape
Feb 6, 2006
10,972
Posh Spice is so rough
she really is a dragon
when she's fisting Beckham
She thinks of Lewis Grabban
 


Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
Posh Spice loves ol' Mr T
So quit yo' jibber-jabbin'
But when she's shagging Golden Balls
She thinks of Lewis Grabban

#Desperatetimes&desperateditties
 


B.W.

New member
Jul 5, 2003
13,666
Posh Spice is a slapper
She really loves to bang
So when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Lew Grabban
 




Hamilton

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Jul 7, 2003
12,931
Brighton
Why am I not excited by this Lewis Grabban signing? He's hardly proved prolific at a senior level has he?

Hope to be proved wrong, but he hasn't got me dancing in the aisles yet.
 


B.W.

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Jul 5, 2003
13,666
Why am I not excited by this Lewis Grabban signing? He's hardly proved prolific at a senior level has he?

Hope to be proved wrong, but he hasn't got me dancing in the aisles yet.

10 in 24 seems reasonably prolific to me; almost 1 in 2. OK, not exactly Suarez, but what do you expect?
 






Hamilton

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Jul 7, 2003
12,931
Brighton
10 in 24 seems reasonably prolific to me; almost 1 in 2. OK, not exactly Suarez, but what do you expect?

I'm looking at 23 in 65 whilst he has been with Bournemouth.

Prior to that his stats weren't prolific for Rotherham, Oldham or Millwall. Hardly the teams competing in the leagues that we aspire to be in.
 


B.W.

New member
Jul 5, 2003
13,666
I'm looking at 23 in 65 whilst he has been with Bournemouth.

Prior to that his stats weren't prolific for Rotherham, Oldham or Millwall. Hardly the teams competing in the leagues that we aspire to be in.

Fair enough. I prefer to focus on his record this season in the Championship tho'; seems the most relevant.
 


Hamilton

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Jul 7, 2003
12,931
Brighton
Fair enough. I prefer to focus on his record this season in the Championship tho'; seems the most relevant.

2 of the 10 are penalties and in the last 3 months he has only scored 3 times from open play.
 




Footsoldier

Banned
May 26, 2013
2,904
I'm looking at 23 in 65 whilst he has been with Bournemouth.

Prior to that his stats weren't prolific for Rotherham, Oldham or Millwall. Hardly the teams competing in the leagues that we aspire to be in.

And we're paying £1.1m and then the joining fee, plus wages :(

What that outlay reminds me of is CMS.
 


B.W.

New member
Jul 5, 2003
13,666
2 of the 10 are penalties and in the last 3 months he has only scored 3 times from open play.

Penalties are goals, and most strikers score in spurts, so I don't really think any of that is relevant. Well, maybe the penalties bit.
 










Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
32,381
Brighton
I'm looking at 23 in 65 whilst he has been with Bournemouth.

Prior to that his stats weren't prolific for Rotherham, Oldham or Millwall. Hardly the teams competing in the leagues that we aspire to be in.

Insanely simplistic to just look at his goals record. Who knows how much else he brings to a team?
 


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