Jodie Marsh

[Hiney]

She is utterly, utterly HORRIFIC

Anyone thinking otherwise needs psychiatric help - fast.

 

[Hiney]

She is utterly, utterly HORRIFIC

Anyone thinking otherwise needs psychiatric help - fast.

 

[Easy 10]

Come on Hiney. It'd be an EXPERIENCE, wouldn't it.
Something to tell the grandkids.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Come on Hiney. It'd be an EXPERIENCE, wouldn't it.
Something to tell the grandkids.

Come on Billy, give your Grandad a big hug. Now son did I ever tell you about the time I took Jodie Marsh up the shitter.It was during her body building phase

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Can't recall seeing more obviously fake breasts in a long time.

Surely the woman must realise how shockingly bad they look?

 

[Marshy]

Yep id bang her.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Hmmm, she looks more or less the same as she did before, as far as I can see: the only difference is that she's flexing her muscles in the photos. If you're thin anyway, it doesn't take much to get the old guns out, does it? And her legs certainly don't look like they've been worked on. Well not in that sense...

Call me a cynic, but I suspect this "body building" phase may be about as authentic as the "lesbian" phase of a few months ago, and designed entirely to get her orange mug back in the papers. Particularly in a period where she must have been deeply frustrated in her media-whore efforts by the prevalence of genuine news stories and/or Katie Price's split with Peter Andre.

I also like the way the Mail refers to her as a favourite of the "downmarket" tabloids...before going on to write a story about her Irony is clearly lost on their staff.

 

[desprateseagull]

i guess yet more surgery done (or needed- lobotomy?), just as Gladiators gets canned.

what does this sad person actually DO, for a living?

 

[patchamalbion]

coooorrr id love to smash in her back door

 

[Alonso Moseley]

She's probably had french windows put in by now.

 

[Gritt23]

Wow! She has gone from a penis nosed, saggy breasted chav to a penis nosed, fake breasted chav. just needs a banned breed of dog to complete the image!

Boy! She has come a long way since that trailer trash show about chav Essex dwellers and their mums!

I cant believe I have failed myself by entertaining a reply about her!

HCQ

Can I just say, Helen Chamberlains Quim.


That's all.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

She is utterly, utterly HORRIFIC

Anyone thinking otherwise needs psychiatric help - fast.

Blimey, that's not very moderate of you is it?

Maybe you'll be kind enough to provide a list of women (& hey, let's be metrosexual & include men too!) who can be appreciated for their aesthetic qualities - but with little or no risk of us being deemed mentally unwell?

Thanks in advance!

T.T. x x

 

[maresfield seagull]

Plus she has the nose of a sturgeon. Fact!

spot on observation

 

[Twinkle Toes]

spot on observation

I take it your up to the usual ADONIS-LIKE standards of NSC? Only the beautiful people are allowed on here, you know.

 

[Bluejuice]

Hang on, what exactly HAS happened to her norks?

She had abnormally large big boobs before, and I was under the impression that they were all real, but surely working out would have reduced their size rather than appearing to have made them even larger.

Has she had a job or what?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

She has lovely eyes and I mean that.

 

[Rookie]

just as Gladiators gets canned.

Is that true??

Jodie Marsh is a munter who like to show her tits so getting herself in the papers