jodie marsh

[Pigsy]

http://www.marryjodiemarsh.com/

any takers?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I would rather be smothered in honey and be fed to hunny badgers

 

[Seagullible]

I would rather be smothered in honey and be fed to hunny badgers

that can be arranged but I'll let someone else smother you in honey

 

[Les Biehn]

"Will you marry me?"

No, you're a f***ing retarded pig.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

"Will you marry me?"

No, you're a f***ing retarded pig.

BUT I bet she is a bloody good shag...

 

[CHAPPERS]

BUT I bet she is a bloody good shag...

She's clearly dirty as f*** and would be up for anything eh?

I'd love to bang it.

 

[Les Biehn]

I reckon she will be shit. I bet she's all mouth (metaphorically speaking) and quite selfish.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

She's clearly dirty as f*** and would be up for anything eh?

I'd love to bang it.

For one day/night only I would NOT say no.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

I reckon she will be shit. I bet she's all mouth (metaphorically speaking) and quite selfish.

Well why dont we apply and see how far we get

 

[Napper]

she loves her cock to much to be shit , reckon she'd be pretty keen , up the B side , suck it after etc

 

[Les Biehn]

Well why dont we apply and see how far we get

I would only do her from behind and even then only up the arse. She would not be allowed to look round. She would also have to wear a bra at all times to keep those saggy boob sacks from slopping on the floor like a pair of flesh bean bags.

 

[REDLAND]

she loves her cock to much to be shit , reckon she'd be pretty keen , up the B side , suck it after etc

I'd ATM Marsh no worries at all

 

[CHAPPERS]

Let's be honest, her arse must be like a f***ing bucket.

I reckon she loves getting slapped in the face by cock straight out of her batty though.

 

[Hiney]

I would imagine that the phrase 'Dirty BITCH' doesn't even begin to cover it.

She is as rough as a very rough piece of rough sandpaper entered into the roughest sandpaper in the World EVER competition.

I bet she is a f***ing DEMON between the sheets.

But no thanks.

 

[Blackadder]

Make sure you are well endowed if you take her on!

Apparently she has complained, in one of her numerous "quotes for the media" that ALL her previous boyfriends had small willies.

It was pointed out in one article that it may not be the case that they has small willies but possible that she had a large, how shall I put it, receptor!

 

[Hiney]

"**** like a carthorse's collar" is, I believe, the correct medical term.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

"**** like a carthorse's collar" is, I believe, the correct medical term.

Actually Ian, 'Carthorse's Collar' is strictly speaking, just a eupemism.

The correct anatomical term is 'Wizard's Sleeve'.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

It would definitely be like chucking a sausage up West Street, and about as grim as West Street too. Utter filthbag.

 

[Hiney]

Actually Ian, 'Carthorse's Collar' is strictly speaking, just a eupemism.

The correct anatomical term is 'Wizard's Sleeve'.

I stand corrected.

"Like waving a worm in a wellie" anyone?

 

[Les Biehn]

Actually Ian, 'Carthorse's Collar' is strictly speaking, just a eupemism.

The correct anatomical term is 'Wizard's Sleeve'.

Or 'Clowns Pocket'.