[Misc] Jobs you would never do

[Geestar]

Teacher..... again.

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[Charlies Shinpad]

"Picking Lobsters out of Jane Mansfield's ars**ole"

Derek and Clive "The Worst Job"

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[hart's shirt]

Steve

 

[sams dad]

Steve

Yes, what do you want?

 

[Stat Brother]

When watching 'The Deadliest Catch' they'd say at the end words to the effect of:-

'and even this greenhorn goes home with $20,000 for 3 weeks work'.

At which point I think:-

'is that all, for doing THAT'

 

[OzMike]

Depends how long I was out of work for.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Being Melania Trump - could never sell my soul.

 

[clockend1983]

On a recent trip to Gun wharf quay in Portsmouth I was amazed at how clean it was, rubbish bins everywhere seemed to do the trick. Most people will use a bin if they are frequent and visible. Litter police mean lack of bins in the area as they want more fines.

Rubbish

 

[Weststander]

Being a cold call salesman. Would hate the 20 odd rejections, for every lead.

Boring and demoralising.

 

[Acker79]

International assassin.

I hate travelling overseas.

 

[Chicken Run]

Tory politician because I have a conscience.

Leader of the opposition because when the shit hits the fan I would want to be seen to be doing something.....

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Any job where I’d get dirty. I also have sensitive skin so nothing where my hands will get rough.

 

[Weststander]

Being Melania Trump - could never sell my soul.

Doesn’t bear thinking of .... hopping into an RSJ reinforced bed with a tangerine coloured ton of lard. Yuk.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Trawler man

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[Knocky's Nose]

Traffic Warden. The ultimate in making yourself as popular as a fart in a space-suit at parties when the 'so what do you do' question gets asked.

Social Worker assigned to help people who absolutely do not want to help themselves. I'd find that so frustrating.

Any Lawyers job which included defending someone who was clearly guilty as hell. I'd be wanting to throw my lying, deceitful client right under the bus - which isn't really the idea, is it.

There are others, but these would be my main three.

 

[Megazone]

NSC moderator.

Regardless of the high wages they receive, the hours they put in doesn't equate.

 

[ofco8]

Although I eat meat, could not work in an abattoir. Am I being hypocritical?

 

[poidy]

Any form of manual labour!


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[Hampster Gull]

To feed the family and put a roof over them I’d ultimately do any job. Why should the state step in if I can’t be arsed to do a particular job

 

[seagullsslimjim]

Working in Crystal Palace's club shop