Joaquín Larrivey

[Juan Albion]

Michu is available on a free and being linked with Granada, so he's probably a shoe-in.

 

[albionite]

Reading up on him he is supposed to be great in the air with a good hard working attitude. Also likes to rough it up and wind up the opposition. Sounds like just what we need.

 

[MattBackHome]

https://instagram.com/p/v9C7V9i8Th/?taken-by=joaquinlarrivey

 

[Frutos]

NSC's Spanish football correspondent would be happy with this one.

 

[Codner's Wallop]

He presumably wants to come to England to find the answer to the biggest question in his life...

Crate expectations

 

[Questions]

Infamy! Infamy!

Sounds like he's begging us to sign him.

 

[Postman Pat]

Might be off to Dubai by the looks of things, this was from about 5 hours ago:

Al Wasl are searching for a new striker following the departure of Ederson to the Japanese J-League.

The Brazilian forward, who scored 14 Arabian Gulf League goals last season on loan from Atletico Paranaense, has signed for Kashiwa Reysol, the Chiba-based club that last year finished fourth in Japan’s top flight.

Wasl had been attempting to make permanent his move, although they were growing increasingly frustrated by Paranaense’s reluctance in clarifying their position. The Dubai side have been pursuing other targets, with negotiations for Celta Vigo’s Joaquin Larrivey thought to have already begun.
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http://www.thenational.ae/sport/foo...-as-ederson-moves-to-j-leagues-kashiwa-reysol

 

[Stat Brother]

I love random rumours like this. It's what the off/pre-season should be all about IMO. Is there any reason why the person who told you this would know about it?

Exactly.

We should have spent the last 2 months scurrying around youtube, instagram, wiki and twitter, instead of what has happened.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

Joaquín Larrivey - that's a strange way to spell Bobby Zamora?

Joanna Lumley is another weird way I've seen BZ spelt.

 

[NooBHA]

If you look at CH transfers over the years, if he has to pay a fee for a player, they tend to be in the age range 20-28, in the hope that there will be a potential for a profitable sell on fee.

It tends to differ slightly with loan players and free transfers because there isn't the potential for wasted funds on a transfer fee. With that in mind I have a feeling that at 31 he might not be the age group that Chris would spend transfer funds on

 

[*Gullsworth*]

If he doesn't know who Mick Jagger is, I am out!

 

[Mr Bridger]

Looks like a sh!t boy band, no thanks.

 

[Comedy Steve]

Has he Larrived yet?


Yes yes yes, boo get off etc

 

[deslynhamsmoustache1]

The last time we had somebody who loved his fashion he turned into a complete tosser and took 3 years to get rid of.


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[El Sid]

No one's come up with a song yet.

 

[The Wookiee]

Looks like a sh!t boy band, no thanks.


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Model for Jacamo ?

 

[Postman Pat]

No one's come up with a song yet.

Isn't he Larrivey, isn't he wonderful
Isn't he magic, 6ft 1 inches tall.

 

[Wellesley]

Isn't he Larrivey, isn't he wonderful
Isn't he magic, 6ft 1 inches tall.

It's 1 inch, not 1 inches. RUBBISH!!! (very good attempt actually!)

 

[Vegas Seagull]

On the basis he will have a whitewashed Villa with a pool available for August I'm also in

 

[El Sid]

Isn't he Larrivey, isn't he wonderful
Isn't he magic, 6ft 1 inches tall.

Excellent.