Jackson found dead

[Hiney]

Check it out now!!

 

[Safeway]

I think its DISGUSTING when people make up fake news reports just to amuse and/or take the piss. What kind of sick FREAK gets his kicks from writing totally false new stories in tabloid-speak just to dupe people ? They should be strung up.

I agree, on this occasion in particular. Michael Jackson, despite what he may or mey not have done, is still f***ing WELL GOOD and will always be my all time favourite artist.

Some people are sad wankers.

 

[Juan Albion]

Michael Jackson is still f***ing WELL GOOD and will always be my all time favourite artist. Some people are sad wankers.

See what you've done there?

Never mind, we still love you Safeway.

 

[aftershavedave]

Check it out now!!

now that is funny!

 

[Hiney]

Michael Jackson, despite what he may or mey not have done, is still f***ing WELL GOOD

Who the hell calls their child WELL GOOD

 

[Kenhead]

Check it out now!!

 

[Safeway]

See what you've done there?

Never mind, we still love you Safeway.

Button it, Juanker.

 

[Mr C]

Who the hell calls their child WELL GOOD

I like a bit of subtlety in the afternoon

 

[Soton Seagull]

He has been murdered, that really is bad. The Police have arrested a female Smooth Criminal, A Liberian Girl, named as Annie. R. Uokay. They said the incident came as quite a shock and was particuarly off the wall. They are hunting an accomplice in what they believe was a bungled burglary. One of Jackson's staff heard Uoaky Scream: 'Ben, don't stop til you get enough'. Police spokesman Bille Jean said 'The man should not be approached and is considered dangerous'.


Film rights are already being discussed as it may make a good Thriller.

 

[desprateseagull]

nowt seen on bbc.co.uk sky.com or ananova.com

shame really,,,

 

[Juan Albion]

Button it, Juanker.

At least it explains why you are known as "Bubbles" at the weekends...

 

[Easy 10]

Steady on Juan, you'll have El Pres coming out with his famous "spunk bubbles" next....

 

[Hiney]

He has been murdered, that really is bad. The Police have arrested a female Smooth Criminal, A Liberian Girl, named as Annie. R. Uokay. They said the incident came as quite a shock and was particuarly off the wall. They are hunting an accomplice in what they believe was a bungled burglary. One of Jackson's staff heard Uoaky Scream: 'Ben, don't stop til you get enough'. Police spokesman Bille Jean said 'The man should not be approached and is considered dangerous'.


Film rights are already being discussed as it may make a good Thriller.

Didn't he get pushed Off the Wall

 

[Easy 10]

, A Liberian Girl, named as Annie. R. Uokay

I had a copy of that album, and for YEARS I thought he was singing about a "Librarian Girl"

 

[Safeway]

SHHHH.

 

[Brovion]

As anybody with any intelligence knows he's been dead for years. He was killed by the CIA as part of the cover-up after the execution of Elvis Presley. The CIA tried to replace him with a double but apparently Jackson's friends (including Elizabeth Taylor) were suspicious. That's why they started the 'plastic surgery' stories to cover up the fact that the double looked nothing like the original.

 

[Spicy]

I think its DISGUSTING when people make up fake news reports just to amuse and/or take the piss. What kind of sick FREAK gets his kicks from writing totally false new stories in tabloid-speak just to dupe people ? They should be strung up.

Whether you are joking or not, Easy 10, I agree with your post.

 

[Incredigull]

He's BAD

 

[Pevenseagull]

A,C,B easy as 1,2,3 etc ...... POP POETRY!

but lest we forget:

What about sunrise
What about rain
What about all the things
That you said we were to gain...
What about killing fields
Is there a time
What about all the things
That you said was yours and mine...
Did you ever stop to notice
All the blood we’ve shed before
Did you ever stop this notice
This crying earth this we make sure?

Aaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaah

What have we done to the world
Look what we’ve done
What about all the peace
That you pledge your only son...
What about flowering fields
Is there a time
What about all the dreams
That you said was yours and mine...
Did you ever stop to notice
All the children dead from war
Did you ever stop to notice
This crying earth this we make sure?

Aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaah

I used to dream
I used to glance beyond the stars
Now I don’t know where we are
Although I know we’ve drifted far (these really are the lyrics!)

Aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaah



OK - PLAY YOUR INSTRUMENTS!!!! LET'S ROCK!!!!!


Hey, what about yesterday
(what about us)
What about the seas
(what about us)
The heavens are falling down
(what about us)
I can’t even breathe
(what about us)
What about everything
(what about us)
I have given you
(what about us)
What about nature’s worth
(ooo,ooo)
It’s our planet’s womb (sorry?)
(what about us)
What about animals
(what about it)
We’ve turned kingdoms to dust
(what about us)
What about elephants ............(no honestly, these are the lyrics)
(what about us)
Have we lost their trust ?hmmm?
(what about us)
What about crying whales (?)
(what about us)
We’re ravaging the seas
(what about us)
What about forest trails
(ooo, ooo)
Burnt despite our pleas
(what about us)
What about the holy land
(what about it)
Torn apart by creed (your not helping here)
(what about us)
What about the common man
(what about us)
Can’t we set him free
(what about us)
What about children dying ........ (steady)
(what about us)
Can’t you hear them cry ........(I said steady)
(what about us)
Where do we go wrong
(ooo, ooo)
Someone tell me why
(what about us)
What about baby boy ...........(you're on dodgy ground now mush)
(what about it)
What about the days
(what about us)
What about all their joy
(what about us)
What about the men
(what about us)
What about the crying man .......(no please cut it our)
(what about us)
What about abraham ........(bloody hell)
(what was us)
What about death again
(ooo, ooo)
Do we give a damn calm down

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaah

poor screwed up loon