"I've told my players they need to have the constitution of a police horse."

[Bozza]

Ian Holloway in a post-match briefing after they beat Coventry.

What?!?

 

[tinx]

Holloway is great for quotes.

 

[Wilts]

Holloway makes quotes so that people can quote him and he gets a bit of the limelight. Not my cup o'tea.

 

[Easy 10]

Exactly, Wilts. Its so he can come across as "a bit of a character" I think. And as we all know, theres just not enough characters in the game any more. He's probably just aching for Football Focus to do a little feature on him, and put some of his quotes up there alongside Cloughies.

 

[ManxSeagull]

Ian Holloway's best one has to be: -

To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we've pulled.

Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi.

She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee

 

[CHAPPERS]

Funny that, QPR's players have the constitution of police horses and ours have the dongers of police horses.

So I've been told.

:race:

 

[larus]

Funny that, QPR's players have the constitution of police horses and ours have the dongers of police horses.

So I've been told.

:race:

Wondered why there were a few pissed off police horses around.

 

[Brighton till i die]

my fav quote from him was along the lines of ....

"on todays performance we could get thrown into a bucket of boobs and come out sucking our thumb!!"

 

[Tooting Gull]

As Wilts says, sadly these days it's all a bit contrived and he must spend hours thinking them up in the week.

At first they were genuinely spontaneous ramblings, but now he's just hamming it up like Donald Sinden.

 

[zefarelly]

so they have to stamp on other players and shit all over the pitch ?

 

[Uncle Buck]

so they have to stamp on other players and shit all over the pitch ?

You have seen Danny Shittu play then...

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

no - it means they have a #### halfway up their back.




... with apologies to any police .....

 

[Storer68]

"We are not instant cofee here"