I've never been touched by Adam El Abd

[Stat Brother]

And I'm beginning to feel left out.

I must be the only person in Sussex not to have his hair ruffled, back slapped, arm tugged, bottom patted, man veg groped, a sympathetic arm round should when sent off (which was his doing), or just simply physically assaulted, by the big man.

I may well form a support group, (or should that be grope), although I fear I may be the only one left.

 

[Sam-]

Gamesmanship at its finest.
Needs to teach Dunk the art of winding up a striker legally.

Even when he got sent sprawing by Ameobi he was smiling because he knew it had started.

 

[Stat Brother]

Gamesmanship at its finest.
Needs to teach Dunk the art of winding up a striker legally.

Even when he got sent sprawing by Ameobi he was smiling because he knew it had started.

A worryingly large grin on his face before he even hit the deck.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Gamesmanship at its finest.
Needs to teach Dunk the art of winding up a striker legally.

Even when he got sent sprawing by Ameobi he was smiling because he knew it had started.

Yep he is good at it i used to give forwards a little playful slap on the cheek and say 'your are going have to be quicker that that to beat me son'! they hate it!!
It's good to see how Adam has brought so much to his game, i personally think the lad is class.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I love it when he tries to engage whichever striker he has just been molesting in some good natured banter as he picks him up from the deck. Ameobi looked just as bewildered as the others who get the treatment.

It rarely works against anyone with real quality these days as El Abd has lost a yard but he is relentless against the run of the mill...and Toon were very run of the mill today.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

A great defender, shown last year when he kept Carroll quiet for 60 minutes before being subbed.

 

[Return of the Rev]

And I'm beginning to feel left out.

I must be the only person in Sussex not to have his hair ruffled, back slapped, arm tugged, bottom patted, man veg groped, a sympathetic arm round should when sent off (which was his doing), or just simply physically assaulted, by the big man.

I may well form a support group, (or should that be grope), although I fear I may be the only one left.

A little rub of the nipple today had us REWINDING THE TV

 

[LamieRobertson]

Rev ..I saw a seat flip up at 80 mins and the person ejected into east lower for a quick getaway ..so someone did sit in yur place

 

[Stat Brother]

A little rub of the nipple today had us REWINDING THE TV

Nowhere is off limits.

Not just the stuff on screen, but whenever an arm comes into shot touching the opposition, no matter where on the pitch, you just know AEA is attached to it.

I think he's Mr Tickle's violent twin.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Adam's gonna get ya, Adam's gonna get ya. Childish but great fun.

 

[El Turi]

He was a bit of a wind up merchant when I use to play football against him as a youngster so he's been perfecting it for many years.

 

[seagullondon]

I have been touched

 

[Mellotron]

He's absolutely perfect at it. Always stays the right side of the ref.

 

[Kumquat]

He's absolutely perfect at it. Always stays the right side of the ref.

Exactly what I thought! That's experience for you.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Adam El And / Mr Tickle ! Sorry all but LOL!

 

[Twizzle]

He smiles even when upended - of course, if you had a missus that pretty you'd stay smiling at all times!

Good lad though, and yes he has perfected a certain...quite legal and not ungentlemanly, art.

 

[Skaville]

I touched Mike Small today. What a great hunk of spunk he is.

 

[Arkwright]

Must be honest I'm bored with Adam's hair ruffling bit. Just wish he would concentrate on the art of defending and getting the right side of his marker and not comedy or shirt pulling.

 

[Pencildick]

At corners (against) he's all I look at. A profesional wind up merchant and in my top 3 fave players

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Must be honest I'm bored with Adam's hair ruffling bit. Just wish he would concentrate on the art of defending and getting the right side of his marker and not comedy or shirt pulling.

Oh bore off you complete dick. He played well today as he has done all season. He has to have something in his locker to make up for the lack of height, and distracting strikers by making them hate him is a good way to go about it IMO.