I've just swallowed Tippex....

[Poyetry In Motion]

I've just swallowed Tippex instead of my liquid Viagra ..........................





















































.....now I've got a huge correction

 

[Art Vs Science]

Funnily enough i have just Purchased A pallet of Tipex. That was a BIG mistake

 

[severnside gull]

I think you willy is going to disappear

 

[Drumstick]

I think you willy is going to disappear

Don't be so dramatic, It'll be all WHITE.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

I've just tried to buy tickets for an Elvis tribute act but the automated phone system did my head in....
.....I had to press 1) for the money 2) for the show 3) to get ready....

 

[Art Vs Science]

A man and wife went to see this weird stage act which just involved a guy with massive hair spinning round and round and round. When they got home later in the evening they were feeling really horny, and then it occured to them..............................................................................it was just an AfroDizzyAct

 

[beefypigeon]

Aren't you the inventor of Tipex??



Correct me if I'm wrong....

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

The Barman says, " We don't serve time travellers in here".

A time traveller walks into a bar.

 

[Two Professors]

Somebody Tippex this thread now!Only kidding

 

[seagullsdaz]

My mate was a victim of his own success,
his trophy cabinet collapsed on him

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Next time don't swallow it, just rub one out!

 

[Brownstuff]

My cousin went to Switzerland for assisted suicide and for her last breakfast the tactless bastards gave her a bowl of Cheerios

 

[seagullsdaz]

I've fallen in love with a another ventriloquists doll,
but she's already spoken for

 

[JetsetJimbo]

The Barman says, " We don't serve time travellers in here".

A time traveller walks into a bar.

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Just lost my job at the bingo hall as a caller. Apparently 'A meal for two with a terrible view' is not how to announce the number 69.

 

[mrbigshot]

Bland salad is a problem that needs addressing.

 

[dingodan]

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I went up in the attic the other day and stumbled across a box marked "Porn from the 90s", so I was having a rummage through and thought, alot of them will be teenagers now.

 

[seagull_special]

Theres no cure for premature ejaculation but i've heard its coming quickly!

 

[KJP]

My mates addicted to brake fluid.....he tells me he can stop anytime though