I've just been punched in the face for no reason

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There I was sitting down on the nightbus after a night out minding my own business when all of a sudden some middle aged dope comes rushing up to me out of the blue insisting I said something about his girlfriend's tits and whacked me twice in the mouth whilst I had no chance of fighting back. What a hardman. I went ape shit and luckily my friends including Davey Boy from off here intervened, all the driver did was get ME in an armlock and tell me to calm down, yet I was the one covered in blood and just been hit for no reason The wanker got away scot free. What is the world coming to.

 

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Oh yeah, and I forgot to add - earlier on in the night I was robbed of £30 at the cashpoint in Rottingdean by some 15 year old local pikey girl who scapered then narrowly had to block a punch from her boyfriend when I asked where she was.

Not my night.

 

[Juan Albion]

Yeah, but what were her tits like then?

 

[NMH]

'better carry mace then. Spray first, ask questions later .

 

[fatboy]

I would have punched you in the face too if I was there.

Twat.

 

[Citrus]

I would have punched you in the face too if I was there.

Twat.

Why does everyone hate each other on here?

 

[fatboy]

I don't hate him!

He's just really pissed me off.

 

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Cheers Andy, nice to know I can always rely on you for sympathy

I'm £30 worser off today, have half of the Moulescoombe youth brigade out for my blood and have a mouth like Mick Jagger. Happy days.

 

[CAFC Matt]

Danny if you were acting anything like you were in Rottingdean like you were wiht me and Turkey it is no wonder you had your money nicked and got smacked. A loopy, mad f***ing twat is an easy target.

 

[Citrus]

Danny if you were acting anything like you were in Rottingdean like you were wiht me and Turkey it is no wonder you had your money nicked and got smacked. A loopy, mad f***ing twat is an easy target.

 

[CAFC Matt]

TC you should have seen him. I wanted to punch him if only to shut him up.

 

[Citrus]

What was he doing?

 

[berkshire seagull]

Poor danny
Seems to be a fair few on here who get whacked and don't get a good punch in.

You are slacking danny so toughen up my son

 

[CAFC Matt]

A Michael Jackson impression. Shouting into car windows, moving cones into middle of road so cars had to drive round them.

Whebn we went into the Queen Vic he tried to get three lads of the pool table so we could play, they didn't get off it so he left pub shouting all kinds of things.

We then went for a wander around Rottingdean where he shouted something at every person we saw, including 15 year old shits, so the girl who mugged him was probably getting revenge.

The evening with Danny was finished by him and Turkey play fighting, Turkey won so Danny went home.

Thats about it

 

[Citrus]

 

[CAFC Matt]

See what I mean?

 

[Dunkstar]

 

[berkshire seagull]

Dear o dear

 

[fatboy]

The yeeheeing and shamoneing is getting very boring.

Especially when done throughout football matches.

On Wednesday, he spent the whole evening-along with his other pikey friends-pulling faces at people in the pub. It was mildly amusing at first but soon became extremely tedious. Especially as they seemed to find it hilarious when one of them came up with a new face(which was exactly the same as the last one)

 

[CAFC Matt]

Danny is officially the saddest person on the site!!!!!

btw Fatboy - was he pissed on like one glass of Vodka and redbull. At Turkeys once he was and they destryed his home