I've just been banned from every B&Q store in the UK

[The Great Cornholio]

Some muppet in orange dungarees came up to me and asked me if I wanted decking - so I got the first punch in.

(c) BBC Radio London - this morning on John Gaunt's show.

 

[Titanic]

That's not big and it's not... no, wait a minute... aha.. I see what you've done there... very clever !

 

[Dave the OAP]

boom boom

 

[REDLAND]

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Some muppet in orange dungarees came up to me and asked me if I wanted decking - so I got the first punch in.

A very wise reaction. If only the Albion had responded the same way when the muppet from Focus DIY asked the same question in 1995.

 

[Muzzman]

That's one of those jokes that just makes you laugh.. even if it is crap.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

That's one of those jokes that just makes you laugh.. even if it is crap.

It's very Tommy Cooper-ish. Made me laugh when I was stuck in traffic.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Like it.