It's would/should HAVE not OF... Yes I'm looking at YOU!!

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

It's that time again ladies and gents, the bi-annual (or monthly) thread where someone can't take the crimes against the language any more and flips their shit about it like a big sad-act or girl.

I know... I know... Live and let live, what harm does it do? OK NONE. Except makes me freak out when I see it too much. Makes the poster seem ignorant and demeans his opinions (in the minds of everyone who understands the mistake... face it, it's true)

AAARRGGGHHHHHHHH

With apologies to the tweeting Will Hoskins - another culprit.


Brought to you from the people who brought you

'their going out tonight and taking they're tools and all bruv' or some other illiterate titwank

 

[Icy Gull]

Are threads like this aloud on here? I don't no that they are

 

[jackanada]

Their there they're.

 

[Richy_Seagull]

It is the your/you're which I can't help noticing everywhere! Is is that hard!?

 

[Pbseagull]

Theirs Nofing rong wiv my speling or granma thankyoo

 

[Medwayseagull]

It's that time again ladies and gents, the bi-annual (or monthly) thread where someone can't take the crimes against the language any more and flips their shit about it like a big sad-act or girl.

I know... I know... Live and let live, what harm does it do? OK NONE. Except makes me freak out when I see it too much. Makes the poster seem ignorant and demeans his opinions (in the minds of everyone who understands the mistake... face it, it's true)

AAARRGGGHHHHHHHH

With apologies to the tweeting Will Hoskins - another culprit.


Brought to you from the people who brought you

'their going out tonight and taking they're tools and all bruv' or some other illiterate titwank

I assume you are only referring to male posters.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Not sure who your referring to, but your need to be more percific if his going to understand you.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Don't loose any sleep over it

 

[Surrey_Albion]

I dont no wot this fred is about, they're some odd people on hear

 

[KZNSeagull]

Should titwank be hyphenated?

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Leave it out. Its not hes fault.

 

[wardy wonder land]

Grammar - it is important
..........the long forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement: "Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

 

[skipper734]

im bored of this.

 

[Pbseagull]

Grammar - it is important
..........the long forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement: "Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Your Uncle is one sick fucker!

 

[Pbseagull]

Your Uncle is one sick fucker!

And so are you for helping him

 

[Razi]

I have been tempted before to remove all my friends from Facebook who continue to write "would of" etc. But then I figure that I'd likely have very few friends left on Facebook

Also, there's one girl who always writes "Role on Wednesday" - even after I corrected her (since I tired of reading it two dozen times), she still continues to do it.

 

[Pbseagull]

Also, there's one girl who always writes "Role on Wednesday" - even after I corrected her (since I tired of reading it two dozen times), she still continues to do it.

Maybe she's an actress

 

[Razi]

Maybe she's an actress

If that's the case, she's very successful.

 

[Notters]

Know, your knot looking @ me, my grammer is very gud fanks.

 

[Wilko]

Don't loose any sleep over it

This is the one that really gets me too.