It's started already.....

[Wilko]

An email today from some complete random at work 'your a Brighton fan, can you help me get a ticket for the Arsenal game, I won't be able to get one in the Arsenal end'

This person hardly ever speaks to me but now wants to be my best friend.

How should I reply to the email? - (remember its work so no expletives!)

Tell them you stopped reading after the first word seeing as they could not even get that right.

 

[el punal]

An email today from some complete random at work 'your a Brighton fan, can you help me get a ticket for the Arsenal game, I won't be able to get one in the Arsenal end'

This person hardly ever speaks to me but now wants to be my best friend.

How should I reply to the email? - (remember its work so no expletives!)

I am unable to help you with this request.

Yours sincerely,

Daniel Levy

 

[Mackenzie]

An email today from some complete random at work 'your a Brighton fan, can you help me get a ticket for the Arsenal game, I won't be able to get one in the Arsenal end'

This person hardly ever speaks to me but now wants to be my best friend.

How should I reply to the email? - (remember its work so no expletives!)

Tell him the truth. If he's caught being an away fan in the home end with a ticket with your name on, it'll be you who gets a ban.

 

[Paxton Dazo]

If he'd gone to enough Arsenal games over the last 3/4 years he'd be able to get one in their end.

 

[jackanada]

So far only my mum, though the date clashes with one of my sisters birthdays. I shall try and get her one as it will make my non-attendance less unseemly.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I am unable to help you with this request.

Yours sincerely,

Daniel Levy

As if they would know who Daniel Levy is?!

Or is that the joke

 

[Tarpon]

If he'd gone to enough Arsenal games over the last 3/4 years he'd be able to get one in their end.

Second and third conversations at work were Arse enquiries. I told them there is always a slim possibility and you never really know...

 

[Tarpon]

If he'd gone to enough Arsenal games over the last 3/4 years he'd be able to get one in their end.

Accidently quoted you on my comment - soz

 

[fat old seagull]

An email today from some complete random at work 'your a Brighton fan, can you help me get a ticket for the Arsenal game, I won't be able to get one in the Arsenal end'

This person hardly ever speaks to me but now wants to be my best friend.

How should I reply to the email? - (remember its work so no expletives!)

Tell them that there will be Arsenal tickets available as not many Gooners will be bothered to watch 'a pub team''!

 

[Birdie Boy]

Within less than 5 minutes of the draw, I got a text from a mate (not an Arsenal fan) asking if I have any spare! I have offered this person tickets, for free, before on numerous occasions and he has turned them down, albeit some at short notice but not all.

Obviously, I will not be offering him a ticket even if I have a spare, which I won't.

 

[Postman Pat]

I have already told one Arsenal fan that there is no chance I would get a ticket in the home ends for an Arsenal fan. In fact I said if I see him I'll point him out to a steward.

Brighton tickets for brighton fans only.

 

[Albion_Dave]

Its a 'she'

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Accidently quoted you on my comment - soz

No drama.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Its a 'she'

Simples.........tell her you'll sort her out........as long as she sorts you out

 

[ATFC Seagull]

Mine got the message last time.

 

[el punal]

As if they would know who Daniel Levy is?!

Or is that the joke

You can but try!

 

[8ace]

Funny how none of these people seemed to be interested in Millwall at home a month ago

 

[melias shoes]

Its a 'she'

Tell Her to do one.

 

[Geestar]

Tell em there are Brighton fans that may miss out so she can jog on

 

[8ace]

Kick her in the c*nt.