Its Spitting

[Dave the OAP]

in London at the moment...

Run...run...children Save yourselves

Peter Kaye...genious

 

[Marc]

sshhh quiet Dave you'll wake the natives

 

[Gritt23]

It's that awful fine rain. It's the worst kind.

 

[Dave the OAP]

...soaks you right through


The taxi's here

 

[B.M.F]

It has been pissing it down in Hove most of the morning what a fine start to my 2 weeks off

 

[Gritt23]

whhhoooaooaooaawwwwwwwwssshhhhhhwwww.


How do you spell that shivering shaking shuddering noice you make coming in from the rain?

 

[Paddy B]

Cheese?

In a cake?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

garlic.... bread??

 

[Dave the OAP]

".....listen to your old dad...always thinking....."


" Why did your mum always buy crap pop?.......rolla cola....."

 

[Dave the OAP]

"...people in Africa would be pleased to have that"

....well bloody send it to them.....They'd send it back"

to mum

" You bloody drink it then......"

" So I woke up in casualty...."

 

[Deleted User X18H]

'When you going on holiday?' (LOOKS AT WATCH) 'end of June '

 

[Biscuit]

whhhoooaooaooaawwwwwwwwssshhhhhhwwww.


How do you spell that shivering shaking shuddering noice you make coming in from the rain?

whhooaoaoawwsshhww

but close.