It's Saturday And The Albion Aren't Playing "Official No Match Thread"

[Kumquat]

Managing my girlfriend. She loves it when there's no football because she can have me all to myself. She puts a lot of effort in, spending hours and hours in the bathroom trying to make herself look good. Just for me. I tell her she doesn't have to make so much effort just for "me". As usual she asks me if I'm going out and when I say "No, of course not, I want to be with you love", the relief and joy on her face brings tears to her eyes. She still headed back to the bathroom though. I don't know. Women. So insecure.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

*** No stars! ***

It was late,alcohol had been consumed and I thought I'd be annoying by messing with the format.In the cold light ofday it's a bit crap

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Managing my girlfriend. She loves it when there's no football because she can have me all to myself. She puts a lot of effort in, spending hours and hours in the bathroom trying to make herself look good. Just for me. I tell her she doesn't have to make so much effort just for "me". As usual she asks me if I'm going out and when I say "No, of course not, I want to be with you love", the relief and joy on her face brings tears to her eyes. She still headed back to the bathroom though. I don't know. Women. So insecure.

You're weird.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Managing my girlfriend. She loves it when there's no football because she can have me all to myself. She puts a lot of effort in, spending hours and hours in the bathroom trying to make herself look good. Just for me. I tell her she doesn't have to make so much effort just for "me". As usual she asks me if I'm going out and when I say "No, of course not, I want to be with you love", the relief and joy on her face brings tears to her eyes. She still headed back to the bathroom though. I don't know. Women. So insecure.

is she crying today?

 

[Beach Hut]

Walked to Worthing and back, going out for a ruby tonight

 

[banjo]

HT.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Not a single shot on goal. Oscar out!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

is she crying today?

I think she only cries now when he locks her in the cupboard under the stairs.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I had a great afternoon at the Laughton show.