It's back! The NSC Advent Calendar 2010

[Lady Whistledown]

As promised earlier, here it is. I thought I'd go with a few festively themed footballers too, so not only do you get the daily EXCITEMENT of the picture, but you also get a FUN guessing game too*


*Some may be easier than others

To be continued until I run out of tenuous links to Christmas...and then it's back to cows in Santa hats


Anyway....here's the first one. Who he?

Wednesday 1st December

 

[Mendoza]

Is that a Spanish team? Im going with someone called JESUS

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Is that a Spanish team? Im going with someone called JESUS

Your instincts are correct...but I want a FULL name

 

[Tomnorthi]

Jesus Navas

 

[Everest]

Jesus Christ

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

What bloody kind of an advent calendar is this? Where's my chocolate?!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What bloody kind of an advent calendar is this? Where's my chocolate?!

Hold on, I put up a chocolate Santa, what more do you want?

Tomnorthi is the WINNER

 

[Mellotron]

I recognized him due to thefact he has terrifyingly colored eyes.

 

[tonymgc]

Quality purchase on footy manager

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Is it Jesus Joma?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Here's today's festive football hero for you to spot and some chocolate

Thursday 2nd December 2010

 

[clarkey]

Angel Rangel?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Angel Rangel?

Winner

 

[Lord Bracknell]

It's a SWAN. Harder to cook than a goose ... but better than a Bernard Matthews Turkey Twizzler.

Oh and it's also one of the characters in that Christmas carol ... Pepherd Shepherd, maybe?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

It's a SWAN. Harder to cook than a goose ... but better than a Bernard Matthews Turkey Twizzler.

Isn't there some ancient law that means you can't kill swans though?

I should probably know the answer to that, but they don't teach us EVERYTHING

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Jason Orange?

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Winner

May worth renaming the picture file as a right click to "save as" reveals all!

 

[Meade's Ball]

You can't strangle a swan.I think that's the law. Swallow it whole, yes, but strangle, no chance. It has an ability to hide it's adam's apple, even when gulping, so we never quite know where the neck actually is. We're confused and start squeezing around the gusset. That just makes the average swan fall to the floor with laughter and not the breathlessness as we hoped.

 

[philsussex]

I got a chocolate and a candle today

 

[Lady Whistledown]

May worth renaming the picture file as a right click to "save as" reveals all!

I thought I had, that's why I did it via imageshack, but pasted the link rather than the saved file

Right, tomorrow is going to be a BALL BREAKER