It's all kicking off in BOLTON according to the Argus

[stripeyshark]

It was a Tesco Extra store - not even a proper supermarket.

Erm, yes it is...

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Erm, yes it is...

There's barely room for a pram in most isles, so a vapid big titted bint selling deodorant makes it 'not' real.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

There's barely room for a pram in most isles, so a vapid big titted bint selling deodorant makes it 'not' real.

Tesco Extra? They're HUGE! Tesco EXPRESS? Not so big.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Iv'e been to Bolton. KP would have had more of an audience in the chip shops. I'm sure there was a chip shop in every street in Bolton. I reckon trout lips would have gone down a storm there.

Good call. They could have sprinkled KP's perfume on their battered saveloy.

 

[hybrid_x]

some funny comments there in the gas...



"Selling stick on nails and eye lashes for 49p a pack?

That's ASDA Price.

Selling toys and fun to little people

That's Fisher Price

Selling sick stories to newspapers and pathetic perfumes in Tesco's

err That's Katie Price....innit"

 

[The Merry Prankster]

To be fair 30 is probably the entire perfume buying population of Bolton.

 

[T soprano]

The men of Bolton use SEX PANTHER

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

I hope Peter Andre can sleep at night.

No, he can't....

Peter Andre - 'Flava'

Party all night. party all night. party all night (roll with da flava)

Can't bring myself to sleep
So I get the keys to my jeep
there's nothin' that I ain't gonna do tonight
dial on room number 211
'cos I hear there a jam that's goin' on
the feelin' is so good in my neighbourhood
Ooh there's somethin' special 'bout tonight

And I know it's on
'cos everybody's got their groove on
I wanna let it goare ya here with me
I wanna hear the party sing
If ya down throw ya hands up in the air

The mac's back wid da flava of the year
Here we go there's a party over here

Oh yes there is:
(party all night. party all night. party all night)
Ain't got no time to think
so I grab a drink
they've got the type that I like and I ain't gonna waste no time
back in the corner of the roomi see the one and she makes my heart go boom
one smile and
Leavin' all my friends behind
Ooh there's somethin' special 'bout tonight
and I know it's on (it's on)
'cos everybody got their groove on (get a groove on)
i wanna let it goare ya here with me
i'm savin' party - sing it

Chorus if ya down...

Chorus 2
if ya wanna swing
let me do my thing
and everybody jam with me (everybody move your body)
if ya wanna swinglet me do my thing
and everybody jam with me (everybody move your body)

Rap:

Throw ya hands in the air

If ya know ya got the lava
take it all the way
with a man like 'dre
flavour in you ear
for the year.
no doubt
'cos I got the wack jam
so turn the party out
i'd like to get with u
get busy. get down
i wan Ck with you
just like bobby brown
drunk as hell
blazin'up with smoke
tonight's the night
mother ****** no joke


Chorus to fade