Is Oscar Garcia actually Jesus?

[Paul Reids Sock]

The best thing about this is the facial expressions of the players, combined with the paintings body actions. Crofts looks disgusted with what Ulloa is saying!

Haha Calderon looks in total shock at what Argie Len is coming out with as well

 

[Mowgli37]

I think so

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[easynow]

I think so

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good one

 

[Wellesley]

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[Wellesley]

Was Oscar Garcia any good at getting on the end of crosses?

Yes, he was nailed on.

 

[hybrid_x]

I think so


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this is not a painting of jesus - it is really the sun and 4 season.

 

[METALMICKY]

Somebody does need to perform miracle with his sartorial taste! That grey suit, M&S jumper and brown shoes is really not good!

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

He's not the Messiah....


...or is he?

He is. I should know. I've followed a few...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Nah. People are confusing Oscar with Gus. Gus was Jesus. How do we know this? The way that his loyal disciples betrayed him is the giveaway.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Was Oscar Garcia any good at getting on the end of crosses?

Nailed on!

No doubt someone has already said it.

Incidentally, as a person of faith, this is probably blasphemous and I am risking hell and damnation just in a probably vain attempt at making you lot laugh.

 

[Wellesley]

Surely it's Nathan 'Jesus Jones' :guitar:

 

[Brighton TID]

Apparently there was some kind of mess up today and there was only one half time orange. But all was OK cos Oscar turned one into many just by doing his special miracle moves.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Surely he turned oranges in to Sangria?

 

[Brighton TID]

Surely he turned oranges in to Sangria?

Yes, that's right. Then he placed his hand on Ullua's ankle and it spontaneously heeled up allowing him to play in the second half.

 

[Brighton TID]

Just came back from the dead.
OK, let's leave it now

 

[Icy Gull]

Just came back from the dead.
OK, let's leave it now

Are you now suggesting that Oscar may not be Jesus but is actually Lazarus? That is quite a downgrade