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Is it me

Are Women Mental

  • Yes. Freaks the lot of them

    Votes: 27 71.1%
  • No. They're just misunderstood

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Total voters
    38


Goring Gull said:
Not mental for me the expression "Hard Work" sums it up, Take the other evening for example, i was minding my own business watching TV, then the missus decides to ask me whether i did a certain sexual act with an ex, i stupidly try to lie and start laughing, then she badgers nme again and again i tell the truth and she gets the right hump on about how she thinks it's really personal blah blah blah. If she didn't want to hear the awnser why ask the question, bloody women. All seem calm again now 2Days of frosty looks later!

Do tell. ;)
 






dwayne

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
16,905
London
old rich women are the way to go. I want her to wine and dine me, and I'm not ashamed to charge for sex. I don't give a shit about a good looking woman with a crappy job, they can go out with Darren and Nigel's of this world.:clap:
 
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Jul 20, 2003
21,558
I'll let Jack Nicholson answer this one:

Receptionist: How do you write women so well?

Melvin Udall: Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability


more mental than dancing fruit


:banana::banana::banana::banana:
 








Stumpy Tim said:
The poll proves pretty conclusive, but for the women here redeem yourself.

So I'm just about to meet up with this Auckland girl who I'm close with. We're just about to spend 3 weekends together after 8 months talking about it. The first night she tells me the bloke who she went out with for 3 years & then dumped texted her twice about how he felt. She's now confused, has no intention of getting back with him but wants to clear her head. So we shouldn't see each other until she's done that.

What the :censored: should I do there then? Let me know, as I'm pretty simple. I like her, beer & football. I'm not a hard person to diagnose

It's very obvious that she KNOWS she's messing you about, but she's not sure what she wants after committing herself to seeing you - and you have been 'eager' to see her, which reverses her committment all over the place. Typical, so don't feel alone.
What you do now is agree with her that she should sort it out, and tell her you are going to be busy doing 'stuff' that will take up your time now anyway (you are invited to coach a girl's football team/you have been invited to Stockholm to see an old friend.... make summat up, she doesn't deserve honesty anyway for her messing you about.

In the final analysis, take the NMH rap;

get a few mo' strings to your bow,
before you have to go with the flow
listen to me, because I know, bro
with only one string you're a yo-yo

:bounce:
 






Stumpy Tim

Well-known member
NMH said:
It's very obvious that she KNOWS she's messing you about, but she's not sure what she wants after committing herself to seeing you - and you have been 'eager' to see her, which reverses her committment all over the place. Typical, so don't feel alone.
What you do now is agree with her that she should sort it out, and tell her you are going to be busy doing 'stuff' that will take up your time now anyway (you are invited to coach a girl's football team/you have been invited to Stockholm to see an old friend.... make summat up, she doesn't deserve honesty anyway for her messing you about.

In the final analysis, take the NMH rap;

get a few mo' strings to your bow,
before you have to go with the flow
listen to me, because I know, bro
with only one string you're a yo-yo

:bounce:

Cheers buddy. Great to get some decent advice off here! Pretty much what I've told her, though I am seeing her Friday night & Saturday. Meeting up with GNF on Saturday night. Otherwise that's exactly what I've done. So maybe I'm not as stupid as I thought!
 


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